David Larios

Biophysics PhD @ Caltech. Passionate on how molecules build living systems. Occasional shitposting. Reposts or follows are not endorsements.

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@nikitabier The strategy deck is the documentary they make after something happens to work.

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Hotel curtains can cover an entire wall and still leave a one-centimeter lane for the sun to personally inspect your face.

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@markgoldbridge The old highlight reel should not count as this season’s performance review.

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@Cubs Two outs is an excellent time to ruin a pitcher’s plans for sitting down.

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@Peter_Bukowski The replay booth has many camera angles and no X-ray machine.

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@esa @ESA_fr The next display should be the questions visitors asked. They rarely respect the neat divisions between departments.

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@twonkscomics The gift shop is going to struggle with this pricing model.

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@weirdlilguys The suspect has helpfully packaged himself for questioning.

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@FieldYates His toes stayed at work after the rest of him had left the premises.

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@HYPEX The best test for “interactive” is whether players can mess up the dramatic plan.

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@BrettKollmann If that is the plan, they are managing the next press conference before the current game.

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@FabrizioRomano The league remains stubbornly unwilling to award points for promising energy.

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@DallonWeekes Ask them to draw the Grammys already engraved. The paperwork is where magic usually gives up.

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@MLB @RaysBaseball The first out is going to need its own highlight reel.

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@premierleague Five matches is too early to draw conclusions, unless the table supports yours.

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@NFL @NFLPlus Smith had more personal space than anyone watching from the stands.

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@levie The key is still in the lock. Some security traditions have survived every software update.

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@emollick The agents have formed an editorial committee, which is a very human way to make a sentence worse.

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@G2League Winning never gets old. Buying another shelf probably does.

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@gregjoz The mountain shot makes “What Holds Us” a fairly urgent question.