Noah Cryder

“My riches is life, forever”

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

That part of the relationship where being hot isn’t enough anymore, and everything they do just pisses you off

[Connor Allen @ConnorAllenNFL]

10/10, no notes

(H/T @taylorgraysen)

[goatofwallstreet.eth @GOATofWallSkree]

how long after sex is it appropriate to do a fantasy mock draft

[Noah Cryder @NoahCryder]

@MattHarmon_BYB @JHFootballShow @JoshNorris @HaydenWinks Let’s go

[Ben Houselog @benlikessport]

“Perfect he chose a center”

“Now give him 60s Wilt Chamberlain”

[That Guy Rocked @ThatGuyRocked]

Tyler Ulis

That guy rocked.

[Trevor Sikkema @TampaBayTre]

As for @NFLSEshow:

[Noah Cryder @NoahCryder]

@HaydenWinks Any sickos?

[Noah Cryder @NoahCryder]

@HaydenWinks Sickos Hayden por favor

[Noah Cryder @NoahCryder]

@thepropdealer NBA

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

“So you ordered 8 beers and the bartender comped 4 of them”

“Yes, Dave”

“And then you tipped $100 so you ended up spending more money”

“That’s correct Dave”

[Noah Cryder @NoahCryder]

@JoshNorris Would you trade away Henry and Keenan for Bijan?

[Noah Cryder @NoahCryder]

@12th_Raider @Quintonleo damn ur not an intelligent human ur very short sighted lol. Roll a boulder up a hill. Sorry that was rude I pray you seek com-positive guidance lol

[Tony Statovci @tonystatovci]

Guys trying to avoid restaurants they know their girl will hate 😭

[EuroCon🗽🦅🇪🇺 @pl_european]

Hitler killed himself and Germany surrendered. Japan got nuked. Do they teach history in Ohio?

[Noah Cryder @NoahCryder]

@GarrettWilson_V @nick74265476 @mcarter2nd

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

Democrats can’t get a crosswalk installed when they have all three branches, but it took Republicans 6 months to gut the entire US government like it was a Red Lobster.