Pippa Turner

Neymar, Planet Earth, Broad City. #resist

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@us_connie Recycling bin.

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@balzzdeep21 @Ashy_slashee LOL. Spending your money on a blue check that means nothing other than that you are a sucker, while introducing this poor boy to the thrills of a pre-diabetic lifestyle and possibly eternal loneliness.

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@apurv_anand @AMAZlNGNATURE Excellent comment.

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@frecklesx @bowerbul @SomaKazima Everything about your comment is perfection.

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@LanaMWiggins1 @waltermasterson Hahaha. Perfect.

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@gerrypayne @AndyMorales8 @waltermasterson Trump people are not the category of white people this video sends up. In fact, I’m pretty sure any Trump person who happened to come across this video would have absolutely no idea what to make of it. No idea whatsoever.

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@InternetH0F Sauerkraut. Sea urchin. Eggplant.

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@BlazeNprO @tommykippes2 @InternetH0F Sweat and nickels.

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@PaulCrenstorm Yes. 55. Philly.

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@BCDreyer Ok, but did the reporters AND the stone-faced aids watch from the rear of the room? If I’m Jack Smith, no way do I like the proximity of those two groups.

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@KJ_Parker1 @TheFP You are a middling bot, camouflage wise.

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@TheFP Hahahahahhahaha.

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@austenbiz @joncoopertweets Do not engage with this person! He’s not real, as a cursory review of his profile makes abundantly clear.

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@MerriamWebster Exactly. To this very day I cannot believe that word is pronounced “kernel”. That’s just intolerable.

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@MerriamWebster Colonel.

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@stooge_report Twitter is truly dead.

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@TheKenObi_ @BEYAWONCE False.

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@TimRunsHisMouth “The government” isn’t a monolith that “tells us things”. The premise to the question is infantile.

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@etvaldez @ChrChristensen Beautifully expressed.

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@AlwaysThinkHow @ChristineParini @shannonrwatts @Diana_Chumley Perfectly said and 100% correct factually. She is without question a Democrat, and not just that, but she has spent a lot of time on the campaign trail. Yes, she made a stupid endorsement in the LA race, which I suspect she deeply, deeply regrets.