I love when my dog totally snarfs a rope toy and then I have to watch her try to shit it out for two minutes before I take pity and decide to rip the cloth anal beads out of her assshole like a beyblade
Women: OMG THE ENVIRONMENT
Also women: why are you taking apart the fan and cleaning it? Just buy a new one. How could I marry the cheapest man on the planet?
I can’t wait till I get pulled into the office at my work by HR, sat down, and read a transcript of the complaints lodged against me. I’m going to laugh when “you didn’t get bullied enough in school” comes up from the retarded kid that can’t stop spitting on the company vehicles
I might as well throw this one out there too: what if we increased the projectile speed on zulrah’s attacks, but made the attacks calculate damage on hit so they could be mitigated by prayer swaps for the pesky mage phase? It would feel the same to a learner, but add mastery
@JagexAsh I love the big blog post today, and think everything is going in a good direction, despite the backlash I can imagine jagex is getting for it.
I just want to make a single proposal in addition to the perilous moons changes:
Blood moon, cougar special attack, there is a cap to the healing you get from damaging the cougar. What if when you surpass the healing cap, (50)% of the damage you do to the cougar is redirected to blood moon, to assist in the most frustrating moon