Ryan

Usually have to pee twice in a night and once nearly got cast as a Dingle in Emmerdale. Listen to my audio biscuits 👇🏻

[Ryan @NoctemAvant]

The call @mrjamesob has just had on was mind blowing 🤯

Clip that @LBC 😂

[Ryan @NoctemAvant]

@Headspace what a weird free trial that takes the money out immediately. Blatant false advertising. Be wary people of these tactics

[Ryan @NoctemAvant]

@Coltonblack15 @historyinmemes I just don’t get how it’s got this terrible on Twitter. You have a post then you comment about that thing. Now the comment section is like the fucking plot line to Tenet

[Ryan @NoctemAvant]

@Victorianplumb still waiting over a week for an email confirming resolution to faulty radiator delivered. Three chases and still nothing. Can't use the room without a radiator!

[Ryan @NoctemAvant]

@StephenTries Bro 😂

[Ryan @NoctemAvant]

After a few years of lockdown, pushing myself of what I can make in the studio, it feels great to put out a mix that was dedicated to making people dance 💃

My 2022 was life affirming and I’ve put all that in to this 👇🏻

2023 we go again 🫶🏻🌊

https://t.co/31xFQRTntB

[UFC @ufc]

Hang it in the Louvre 🖼 #UFC287

[Ryan @NoctemAvant]

@nitepunk @HARDrecs @yiannamusic @habstrakt @trixiepootang @xandgmusic @trash_benny Dang

[Ryan @NoctemAvant]

#PS5Share, #Destiny2

[Ryan @NoctemAvant]

This I all I got. If someone get me the extra 58 mins that would be great

[Ryan @NoctemAvant]

If anyone recorded last nights Justices’ @edbangerrecords set I’d happily trade half of my kidney to give that another re-run the old ears

#BlewTheFuckingRoofOf #carnage

[Ryan @NoctemAvant]

@CaptainCab_ Fuck sake, half of this applies to me

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

That moment Jay Z realized Kanye was really on a different level

[Ryan @NoctemAvant]

@SkillUpYT Nooooo

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

"What a pr*ck."

"F*ck you Rishi Sunak, and f*ck the Tories."

Simon Pegg isn't a fan of the PM's compulsory maths plan for pupils.

[Ryan @NoctemAvant]

@nadhimzahawi Aren’t you in power? 😂😅

[Ryan @NoctemAvant]

I have 105 followers. 5 of them probably real. No one cares about yet another person screaming absolute nonsenses into the void

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I meet so many people who read twitter every day, but almost never tweet.

If I may beg your indulgence, please add your voice to the public dialogue!

[Ryan @NoctemAvant]

@FBAwayDays At my best friends wedding…where he was marrying a Welsh woman 😅

[Ryan @NoctemAvant]

@domwhiting First ID Dominic please??