Jeff Jones

Yeah, I only use Twitter to search for Lake Mungo reviews. I don't know why. No, I'm not secretly Joel Anderson.

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@pickingmyspot @itispsychomath I still don't know why I picked Ikea. The last time I went to Ikea was late 2019. I know that because I was looking for versatile food storage solutions due to some concerning internet rumours I was hearing coming out of China.

That was my second ever trip to Ikea.

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@pickingmyspot @itispsychomath I spend so much time researching cognitive neuroscience that I've been hiding from friends, family, and my psychiatrist how much time I spend researching it. For well over a year.

Last week, a workmate asked me what I did on my week off. I panicked and invented a trip to ikea.

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@BrittanyXVenti Pineapple spice latte?

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@AydinPaladin Ohh there's a great close-up of her. Look at her! Isn't she beautiful? What a fine specimen.

Next you'll need a small plastic bowl, a ladder, and to be really quick.

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@JakeMunro Stay away from the bears. Bears all over my YouTube feed. I can't stop clicking them.

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@JakeMunro If a Western government lets you straight through, they don't respect you. And you don't respect yourself.

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@AydinPaladin *squints in Australian*

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@pickingmyspot @itispsychomath Every thought you think makes changes to your brain. Spending too much time looking at the colour red (eg) changes your brain. Being miserable or apathetic *really* changes your brain. 'Not changing your brain' isn't on the table. Changing your brain is being alive.

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@N8MSic @ThatEricAlper Have you come across the Gulf Oasis Hypothesis and the Basal Eurasian ghost lineage? Fascinating rabbit-hole. Would recommend.

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@N8MSic @ThatEricAlper Late Uruk period is when we can prove the system was in use. Given it was based on counting by hand, who knows how far back it goes?

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@N8MSic @ThatEricAlper Late Uruk period. Uruk Period: c 4000 - 3100 BCE. Well before Babylon. About as far before Babylon as the Dark Ages are for us.

Though, to be fair, everything you said is still true.

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@EgonLeonar33785 @BrittanyXVenti Think of her husband.

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@5h1t13r @frenchdemon666 Just like your education

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@5h1t13r @frenchdemon666 The list of US military engagements since WW2 with no Australian support at all is very, very short.

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@KirscheVerstahl I can't get a read on Sam. But the message was perfect.

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@NickJFreitas Jury deliberations should be indirect and anonymised.

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@badazn Not having a great time. Anything more would be projection.

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@extradeadjcb A fresh-minted Karen, singing us the song of her people.

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@repaschall2 @yashar "Why would I lie to you?" is a question with such an absurdly obvious answer that it breaks my brain a bit that she'd ask it once, let alone repeatedly.
"Why would I question you?" could've been a good counter.