Naomi Maciver

Cook in the Merchant Navy. Been trying to get my act together since 2006 with a zero success rate so far.

[Naomi Maciver @NomieNi]

Just had a coffee that was that bitter I instantly thought about my ex.

[Naomi Maciver @NomieNi]

Pure mental to think when my mum was my age she had her own home and two kids an I still have to spell out "wedNESday" When I go to write it.

[Naomi Maciver @NomieNi]

Who needs sex when life fucks you daily.

[Naomi Maciver @BigGayPirate209]

When you have to present #DancingOnIce at 6 but be someone's guardian angel at 10.

[Naomi Maciver @NomieNi]

It's amazing what a couple of coffees, fags and fuck offs do for the soul.

[Naomi Maciver @NomieNi]

Actually hate when you're doing a pure obvious task like washing dishes and some thunder cunt will go "What you doing?... Like, I'm obviously molesting myself, the fuck does like I'm doing.

[Naomi Maciver @NomieNi]

When people type F*ck instead of fuck. Well done, very well disguised, God won't be ashamed and others will think it says roundabout.

[Naomi Maciver @NomieNi]

@AlexisGemma When it reminds you of that horrible mistake back in 2002. Thanks Brain.

[Naomi Maciver @NomieNi]

@bvcccca Greeting 😂😂😂😂

[Naomi Maciver @NomieNi]

The amount of times I have to mentally tell myself to not kick off when I'm drunk cause some cunts starting their pish with me is utterly ridiculous.

[Naomi Maciver @NomieNi]

#BeastFromTheEast #EastyBeasty #monthescots #Scotland

[Naomi Maciver @NomieNi]

@flirtcobain_ I'll let you away with it due to that attempt at charming me..

[Naomi Maciver @NomieNi]

@flirtcobain_ Total thief BS

[Naomi Maciver @NomieNi]

Pure buzzing for the next winter Olympics cause Scotland have done nothing but train in all sorts of fucking wizardry the last 4 days. #BeastFromTheEast #EastyBeasty

[Naomi Maciver @NomieNi]

When someone starts their shite with me

[Naomi Maciver @NomieNi]

I like to set my alarms 45 mins earlier than necessary so I can lay in bed absolutely fucking livid at myself for having to go to work.

[LB🤍 @_LucyBowers]

Dad can I go sledging x

[Naomi Maciver @NomieNi]

The folk in England have allowed their arses to collapse with the snow, while us Scots are about 3 days deep into this getting mwi and having fucking BBQs. #BeastFromTheEast

[Naomi Maciver @NomieNi]

How is it March the 1st when it was January like 20 mins ago.

[Naomi Maciver @NomieNi]

My whole entire life is a fucking code red/risk to life situation. Today make 0 difference.