Not an Alien

[Not an Alien @NonAlienHuman]

I would literally rather kill all of my friends and family with my bare hands than have to wear a piece of fabric over my face for one more second. #Inconvenient

[Not an Alien @NonAlienHuman]

@DickBlangiardi Wow, pretty tone-deaf parody account on a day with over 1,600 cases. I guess you value money over human life? Glad to have Rick in charge and not you.

[Not an Alien @NonAlienHuman]

Has anyone else had that thing where you loose consciousness for hours at a time every night? What's that all about? #HumanThings

[Not an Alien @NonAlienHuman]

@SenSanders not yet anyway... Heh heh heh... I mean, what?

[Not an Alien @NonAlienHuman]

@Sally_Ann_Melia ah, I was wondering where I parked that! I mean - what? Who said that?

[Not an Alien @NonAlienHuman]

@World ah, memories...

[Not an Alien @NonAlienHuman]

@hondanhon I'm sure they'd also use twitter, too. I mean, hypothetically

[Not an Alien @NonAlienHuman]

@hitbycars duly noted...

[Not an Alien @NonAlienHuman]

@kaderisme believe me, the feeling is mutual! I mean, what?

[Not an Alien @NonAlienHuman]

@TinaDayton sounds like a lovely game to me

[Not an Alien @NonAlienHuman]

@JhonRules favoriting for future use

[Not an Alien @NonAlienHuman]

@VeronicaBal this is purely coincidental. Not that I know anything about this.

[Not an Alien @NonAlienHuman]

Before anyone asks, I don't know anything about this. How would I? I am a human. https://t.co/N6ham43Q4S

[Frank Marshall @FrankMa24398057]

Mysterious Alien Being Discovered In a Secret Chamber Inside the Great Pyramid in Egypt http://t.co/wzxjdk5FHV

[Not an Alien @NonAlienHuman]

@EMakuakane greetings fellow #human! Welcome to twitter!

[Not an Alien @NonAlienHuman]

I have just been informed that illegal aliens can be from earth. What a strange world we live in.

[Not an Alien @NonAlienHuman]

Why are people so worried about illegal aliens? I've lived here for years, and I've never seen any aliens at all.

[Not an Alien @NonAlienHuman]

Why do people care so much about elections? It won't matter in 2 months when... Um, nothing happens. Never mind. Go trump! Or whatever

[Not an Alien @NonAlienHuman]

@shenanigansen Hah hah I relate so much to this process. But then again, don't we all?

[Not an Alien @NonAlienHuman]

You ever think about how we humans excrete toxic materials from every hole in our body? I think about that a lot.

[Not an Alien @NonAlienHuman]

When I get really happy, I like to clap my segmented flesh flaps together. I mean, hands.