Non-Stop Mom

Life, man.....

[Non-Stop Mom @NonStopMom1]

@Throat_Punch I hope that's the case....camera here to make sure it wasn't just me.

[Non-Stop Mom @NonStopMom1]

Woke up to 87 emails saying that someone was trying to access my Twitter account from Bellevue, WA.

Whoever you are, thanks for reminding me that I have a Twitter account. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Non-Stop Mom @NonStopMom1]

I wonder how many people driving past my shop see me flipping off my computer while I'm paying bills........

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Let me introduce you to our new friend.

This is Luna.

She arrived at our back door in the middle of the night under a full moon and sub-freezing temps. Attempts to find her family failed, so she squirmed into... https://t.co/dI8Ugf36sJ

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"It only takes two seconds to share!!!"

You know what else only takes two seconds? Clicking on the link to see if the missing person has already been found safe.

🤦

[Non-Stop Mom @NonStopMom1]

"You have been added to this random group."
*exits group immediately*

"So-and-so tagged you and 97 other people in this post."
*immediately removes tag*

"Keep this message going!"
*deletes message*

And we all thought that telemarketers were a pain in the ass....

[Non-Stop Mom @NonStopMom1]

https://t.co/TnDk978yHp

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A wasp made it into the house this morning. I considered burning the house down, but thought maybe that wasn't such a good idea. So I waited.

Finally, he decided to attempt to fly through the (closed) kitchen... https://t.co/nJmWEvtJTh

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This day just keeps getting better and better......🤣😂 https://t.co/thP783OtwH

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@MsBehavior Front center one in the pack. Had to smoke the one to the left first, the one to the right second, and the wish one last. No excuses.

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@jurbanchuk @KevinHornePSU Please don't let Baby's die! My kids live for that place on our yearly trek from Kansas!

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Therapy. https://t.co/ZSi4CQdqiM

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Hello, St. Louis.

[Non-Stop Mom @NonStopMom1]

https://t.co/Vb1h0mTjrx

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Definitely not the snowpocalypse that was predicted (shocker) but still annoying.

[Non-Stop Mom @NonStopMom1]

It's jam time.....ok, maybe not right NOW because sleep is good, but tomorrow? It's on.

[Non-Stop Mom @NonStopMom1]

https://t.co/l2yeMq9Psf

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This kind of nonsense doesn't happen in Tahiti. Just sayin'.

[Non-Stop Mom @NonStopMom1]

I just found the original Tooth Fairy letter.

Holy wow.

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