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The musings (rants) of a Non Target IB Associate clawing my way to the top one headhunter rejection at a time

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It’s always the girls who hate capitalism dating finance guys

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Side bar: I’m looking at these clips and I’ve come to realize this is not a regular basketball player

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@quasimatt Nolitadirtbag on IGs whole shtick is this

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What’s a good mid to higher end alternative to a banker bag for the gym?

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@BoringBiz_ Is this a genuine question? Cuomos countless allegations although not meaningful to the generic finance bro hold weight to women..

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@litcapital It’s a shame a lot of that grunt work / modeling 100 iterations and 10 useless scenarios allows u to form opinions on business insights and drivers

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@HillWithView This is for funds contributing to Israeli settlements on Palestinian land. Insane fear mongerinf on your part, im sure your parents are proud

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Fellas where we buying pants for work? None of that lululemon gym pants in the office BS. High quality garments at decent prices pls

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@saluteAUT 7 hour set in nyc pls

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@_LeverUp Alphasense does this decently well

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@TJAltimore @Jack_Raines He won’t respond to this though

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@saluteAUT I need this new salute no ID (perfection?) song released ASAP King I can’t keep replaying this YouTube video

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@LBOVinny lol literally every IBD VP / Director

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@middlemarketmac This was funny

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@SBA_Matthias Yeah well you seem to be marketing only the side of this argument that benefits your top of funnel, maybe try not speaking to your book and only highlighting the nuance once something tragic happens

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@HighyieldHarry Analyst class friends are my most degenerate group

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@fignewtonfan69 Had my MD come by my desk while my noise cancellation were on and I was hinge swiping I’m right there with ya

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@saluteAUT we need that Todd Edward’s Adore U remix king it would make my year

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@packyM Growing up through 9/11 gave me the inverse conclusion watching the country + media come together to spew Islamophobic rhetoric. Wouldn’t exactly call that productive unity.

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@Pigeonomics Jongro