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I’m here till it shuts down.

[Effie @LiveleakIcon]

Behold: McDonalds Douglas F/A-18

[None @NoneLizard]

@deltaIV9250 Their entire command structure was almost designed to slowly decay and collapse with the amount of one-upmanship, backstabbing, and incompetence there was in the officer corps. There was little institutional strength, and the grunts definitely didn’t care.

[None @NoneLizard]

@Sundancing_ If he wasn’t using lead shielding, maybe they could’ve exposed him to gamma radiation from nuclear waste or something. Really give him a taste of his own medicine.

[None @NoneLizard]

@Vanessa_ABee This is all because they can’t spell “pasteurized” and think it’s a scary word

[None @NoneLizard]

@evil_kittenss @lara_korte Ask a thousand of them and at least one would confidently say Iowa

[None @NoneLizard]

@CameronCorduroy Maybe letting the arsonists into the building to find out what you could toss and what you could keep was a bad idea

[The Little Platoon @PlatoonPod]

"Jyn, my stardust, I have placed a weakness deep within the system. A flaw so small and powerful, they will never find it. I have made the Death Star non-compliant under OSHA 29 CFR 1926.502, incurring a cost of $16,550 per day for failure to abate violations."

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

IRAN WAR SETTLEMENT (v43)_Final(v6)_FINAL (5.26.2026)(v36)USE THIS VERSION(6.4.2026)(v4)

[🎃Big Gleb🎃 @GlebMelnikov8]

the best gag in 007 First Light is Bond driving increasingly bigger vehicles throughout the game

[None @NoneLizard]

@nikicaga And that staffer has some sort of illicit content on their phone

[None @NoneLizard]

@CameronCorduroy What if they were actually thinking gas and meat prices weren’t high enough?

[None @NoneLizard]

@chiweethedog Not entirely, we were already seeing our preventative measures becoming less effective during Biden’s term, but yeah DOGE hit a bunch of the programs we had combatting NWS so they absolutely accelerated this.

[None @NoneLizard]

Inspiring to know however bad you or I may think we are at writing worlds, it could always be worse. Much worse.

[Crim of Cleves, the Half-Elf 🖤🍁 @CrimCartier]

Not as original as A Court of Thorns and Roses.

[Preist_prayin @Preist_Prayin1]

“We gave North Macedonia 750 million euros in development funds to build public infrastructure. They spent it on replica Greek temples made of concrete with white plastic cladding to look like marble, and a statue of Alexander the Great pointing a sword at Greece.“

[None @NoneLizard]

@regionalthicko 1 screen per eye

[REN!!!!!!! @girlderping]

when ur getting a swordjob and she's giving you straight hilt

[None @NoneLizard]

@electionsjoe Ambitious with those timelines is he?

[slothy @slothy_420]

why is every school zone built like the perfect runway to test acceleration

[None @NoneLizard]

@AnonymousLeftie At least half of all Americans have rocks for brains