woo girl

28 | writer/director | purveyor of trash | can't we talk this through?

[woo girl @NonitheGift]

You guys have gotta stop arguing with people who get off on negative attention

[kay ⋆˚✿˖° @jasimisinclair]

I swear back in the day non block buster films played in theaters a lot longer than they do now. It’s frustrating for folks who can’t watch movies opening weekend. I don’t mind watching it on streaming but it’s like damn, you couldn’t even give me a chance to see it in a theater.

[woo girl @NonitheGift]

@abike1999 Never anything that wasn't happening to me in real life lol

I enjoy lots of stuff while high, but I also enjoy those things sober

[woo girl @NonitheGift]

Being high has never made me think something was better than it was. Either it's good or it's not.

[Aerin @FromAerin]

People are watching Scary Movie wrong, you’re supposed to get high, wear hoodies and big bags, sneak in snacks, and eat movie nachos and laugh at the nonsense of it all.

[woo girl @NonitheGift]

Also, it seems like misguided to demand lower standards (out of affection I understand and relate to!) and say that something you enjoy is only enjoyable out of your right mind.

[woo girl @NonitheGift]

I was higher than the ISS watching The Mummy and it still blew chunks

[woo girl @NonitheGift]

@hungryfuturian Yeah, they and, surprisingly enough, Prime Video are....very welcoming. Pay the fee and boom, you've got an audience

[woo girl @NonitheGift]

@hungryfuturian It would actually be very illuminating to see anyone make the argument that Tubi is the new frontier for Black film/television, I might be convinced

[woo girl @NonitheGift]

This movie might be a cilantro thing for people, but I really loved it. It makes the isolation and escapism of the internet and scaring yourself in general so tactile and sad. Kind of a similar "it's not me" scene to Obsession too, honestly scarier imho

[zero @yves8nts]

with all this talk about internet horror and creepypastas and the like i think everyone should watch we are all going to the worlds fair

[alice ⚢🍎❄️ @applealicepie]

the problem with pride is it’s mainly for gay dudes doing kink shit and bi women who are insecure in their gayness bc they have a boyfriend

[woo girl @NonitheGift]

How could this movie be any worse than the rest? I'm not sure that's even physically possible

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

‘SCARY MOVIE’ debuts at 20% on Rotten Tomatoes from 20 reviews.

[woo girl @NonitheGift]

@72Person @TWlTTERHAVER Neuroticism is caring to an unhealthy degree, usually manifesting as overthinking that leads to inaction. It becomes a cycle of mental pain. It's not bad at all to care, but being stressed doesn't solve a problem.

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

(Austin Powers game tutorial level)

Austin: Wait a tick. When’s the last time I opened my shag bag?

Basil: Good thinking, Austin! Why not press ⭕️ and check your inventory?

Austin: I do pride myself in pressing the right buttons, don’t I? YEAH, BABY.

[woo girl @NonitheGift]

Or maybe I'm just justifying my own lifetime aversion to being photographed. I don't want to acknowledge my own hand in how others perceive me

[woo girl @NonitheGift]

My most insane belief is probably that photos of people are evil but videos are fine. I have to say "probably" because I'll think of something crazier soon

[woo girl @NonitheGift]

We don't exist in complete immobility until death. And even then, we aren't frozen in time. We change and are always changing!

[woo girl @NonitheGift]

#flmtwt acting like #stantwt

[S @LoyleMoltisanti]

Martin Scorsese is like 125 years old, stop shoving your opinions on him, he has done 100× more for cinema than entire film twitter combined, take a walk.

[woo girl @NonitheGift]

@j1ddies Any academic when they see what internet discourse has done to their work:

[woo girl @NonitheGift]

I was gonna say maybe Life Is Beautiful is a better comparison, but that movie is way less irreverent than Brooks or the Wayans

[woo girl @NonitheGift]

I get where Ebert is coming from, but if something as puerile as a Wayans movie can defang your nascent movie revolution, anything could have taken you down

[Will Sloan @WillSloanEsq]

Amazing Siskel & Ebert argument over the Wayans Brothers' Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (1996)

[woo girl @NonitheGift]

Also I'm not sure I agree with the idea that Mel Brooks is a parallel to what the Wayans were doing here. I think frequent little segments and asides reinforcing/mocking stereotypes are not the same as concentrating your comedy within those stereotypes