NontickCafe

soy hombre

[sizzurp @coughsyrupzzz]

They stop asking for ID once the light in your eyes is gone

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

i am devolving back to a fish

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

can my bitchass get a miracle

[GREGY @Gregy_Online]

i'm too afraid to kill myself so i've been working on a potion to give myself down syndrome

[$ @jxtsummer]

all this shit just to die on a random day

[tobi @ktobby_]

estoy re feliz amigo acabo de encontrarme 20 lucas al lado de un ciego tocando la guitarra

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

hello 911 id like to report a grasshopper

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

i like my girls like i like my coffee, cold flat white

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

coming out as hypersexual to my door dasher

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

my grandma got diagnosed with elite ball knowledge

[jonathan @jjonamartinez]

cerati si fuera yo:

matecocido para tres

[spice fien @bloodysabers]

i’ll do heroin before i pay a dm fee

[taylor @g00pyy]

The worst tasting sandwich you’ve ever had is $18 at the airport

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Staring directly at the sun so it knows im not a pussy

[Mr. Honeydew @bestbuddy1998]

Just unalived a large Diet Coke and fries

[hydra @blephin2]

i queue counter strike at like 9 in the morning after i brush my teeth theres no soul in me left

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

i was killed 17 times this month

[. @Fimiye]

Niggas that be using Mac books in public be doing it for attention

[phlip @MrPerfectPhilip]

I hope my kids are in special ed so I can actually help them with their homework

[vio @Erogetism]

Does anybody know if you can save a Situationship with a baby