NooB

[🎩 Andy’s Football Tips @AndyRobsonTips]

Embarrassing this from Messi.

[¡DIFUNDELO YA! @DIFUNDELOYA]

IMPACTANTE💔🇻🇪| ¡ÚLTIMA HORA!🚨| Un padre rescata los cuerpos de su esposa y sus tres hijas, de 20 y 15 años de los escombros tras los dos terremotos en La Guaira.

No recibió ayuda del régimen.

[Andrεω ✞ @SWEATY333]

Partnered with @fomo 😂

This industry desperately needs DEXs that care about communities, bagworkers, and onboarding retail the right way.

Instead, @Fomo and @moonshot keep choosing to participate in KOL favoritism culture

I uninstalled both apps.

If they don’t make the changes, I’ll support a DEX that actually cares about meme culture and retail

[DonAlt @DonAlt]

If I was a bad actor I would

1) Have someone launch a coin for me
2) Take it over to "save the community"
3)Airdrop a bunch of the supply to friends & influencers
*That way they'll stay quiet when it goes to shit
4) A bunch more to my unknown side wallets
*Justify it as airdropping to community
5) Look like an angel
6) Cash out on the side holding on main
7) Keep bullposting

Coin goes to zero eventually? I'm still holding you idiots did this, why can't we have nice things
"I'm losing infinite just as you are"
"At least we tried"
All the while I'm laughing my way to the bank

Glad this is just a hypothetical, would be truly evil if anyone did this

[Clive @Clive_99]

Guy who says he wants to airdrop people who aren’t rich, airdrops a rich kid to go on a European vacation

[rhysky @rhyskydao]

$Buttcoin doesn’t feel like some random launch

it feels like an inheritance from the old internet

something dumb that survived long enough to become culture

[Market Watcher @watchingmarkets]

$Buttcoin (1D)

[SJ @CryptoSaiyannn]

There will be signs

$Buttcoin

[Market Watcher @watchingmarkets]

@DexFi_ Buttcoin

[👀 🐂🀄️ @I4NFTS]

Man acts like a saint sending out $7m that he didn’t spend a dime to acquire lol

[Sweep @0xSweep]

My thoughts on $ANSEM and why I am completely staying away (read until the end)

With the current volume approx $7-10M of treasury has been accumulated for the $ANSEM team

At $100M MC there is only $1M liquidity which means you can launch the next ansem with a million dollars that’s heavily bundled it’s really not that hard

The MC to liquidity ratio isn’t fixed on pump. LP is just however much real SOL ended up in the curve as the token pumped and here it’s insanely low which means you can’t actually exit size

The difficult part is getting demand and luring people into a narrative at a “high price” because that’s where they can liquidate the initial bundle for a good return while having enough volume to sustain it

The only problem here is that the volume is irrelevant and is probably market made by pumpfun considering they paid him so the real cost of running volume bots when you own the AMM is near 0

So almost $100M worth of volume went into $ANSEM and there’s only $1M in LP? Thats 1/50 of the buys

They don’t need real buyers and there aren’t as many as you’d think.. They just need YOU to not sell and they make the chart look good enough that you don’t

And that’s why they chose ansem as their monthly narrative because he’s trusted in the eyes of the community

They will probably do a few block 0 snipes from the treasury to grind towards $200M - $300M range (it would take only 20% of the money they made reinvested to get there)

Airdrop is “good” for them because it increases genuine active holders but in reality most of the airdropped funds went to insiders as part of the push / dormant wallets / clusters

Then they will list on perps to officially mark the top

Once listed, they hold spot inventory and open shorts against it that are delta neutral which means they no longer care about direction

This is where the big money is made and is betting against all holders to the downside because that’s the only way to squeeze a few 100% in gain from $300m mc as opposed to trying to find buyers at $500m-$1B that will never happen

Cause let’s be serious no one is bidding it at a billion or even here with size

Like always longs into a fresh listing means positive funding. Longs pay shorts every funding interval. They collect that yield indefinitely while their spot offsets the short’s risk

Ansem cashes out off chain on the cex side with the launch team and the token goes into a long carried downfall with a few bs narratives along the way to not miss demand by taking it down too quick

This happens on all coins, it’s not like they’ve reinvented the wheel but here it’s slightly different

They’re framing it as if it’s for the community but it’s not

The entities that make the money are malicious and THEY CHOSE not to launch it in an organic style because it could never get so much demand at these levels

Funny enough if it was organic launch you’d see a lot more people making 6figs and it’d trade at $10M MC

It’s been launched in an extractive way, dormant for weeks before they start running it while they accumulate 97%+

Few block 0 from there means very few got entries with actual size to be worth a bid and even less can cash out at these levels without market impacting the chart

I’m avoiding, maybe it goes up some more from here but for me when it comes to size this doesn’t have any fundamentals to support it

Out of the 20,000 holders that were added at ~100M mc maybe 5% will profit, 10% B/E and the rest hold to 0

They got him too but i cant blame the dude retail thinks it’s motion but they dont understand that if it wasn’t ran by pump and a few other entities that I wont mention it would have never pulled anything beyond $15M MC

[Dex (neet/acc) @DexFi_]

Buttcoin

[Mx @MaxamedCrypto]

solana:Cm6fNnMk7NfzStP9CZpsQA2v3jjzbcYGAxdJySmHpump holders at ATH

[Buttcoin @ButtCoin]

$Buttcoin is a bid here imo

[Buttcoin @ButtCoin]

Ya know, with a website older than Coinbase, an X account older than Ansem and a crypto meme older than Doge, does that make $Buttcoin the first KOL? 🤔

[ISELLB4U @isellbeforeyou]

largest liquidity suck in a while and the chart looks like this

[Shadow @_Shadow36]

Holders near/at ath’s for $buttcoin while it consolidates is nice to see man

So much higher for this future billion dollar coin

[MCM @MidCurveMortal]

The funniest part is that Ansem launched a token for his platform @BullpenFi last year.

Yes, PERSONALLY deployed.

News flash: It flat out rugged. He never mentioned it again or took liability.

But it’s okay, because some time has past, and time deletes crime, right?

$ANSEM

[Stablecoin Sean @seanlippel]

so ansem "saved the trenches" by sucking the little liquidity we had onchain from the few things that were working

into a new coin that will go up to 50m with heavy supply control and back down to 0 in 24 hours

got it