Noob

Irredeemable asshole. Somewhat not PC with my language. He/him. No minors.

[Noob @Noob326]

I clicked on this, thought it sounded like shit, tried to pause the video but it wasn’t working, then desktop twitter fucking died on me. Shit’s cursed.

[ÖRCA 🇻🇳 @no_2Demon]

This was fire as hell idgaf

[Noob @Noob326]

Calling it now. Rogers will win and it's going to be because of something related to LGBT.

[Election Time @ElectionTime_]

🚨HUGE GOP FLIP: Republican Mike Rogers leads by 10% in Michigan's Senate race.

Michigan - 2026 Senate
🟥Mike Rogers 49% (+10)
🟦Abdul El-Sayed 39%

View all MI Senate polls @Pollsmax.

Rogers is on track to flip the wolverine state after coming within 0.3% of defeating Elissa Slotkin for Michigan's other Senate seat in 2024.

Glengariff Group | July 24, 2026 | 600 LV

[Noob @Noob326]

Like, I got bad news for you, not all minorities like each other. Trying to put them in a box and hope they'll be best friends makes things worse

[Noob @Noob326]

Same reason why there's homophobic trans people. Anyone can be a bigot, including minorities.

[CY∀N @Cyanbird6213d]

How can some of yall be homosexual AND transphobic ???????????

[Noob @Noob326]

It's amazing how the left devolve into whatever the fuck this is, and they will try to convince everyone that they're normal.

[yeet @Awk20000]

Norman Finkelstein says Candace Owens is a not a political menace and that 70% of what Tucker Carlson says is true in his interview with Hasan

"I don't consider Candace Owens a political menace..she carries around prejudices about Jews, as a I say, everybody carries around prejudices about everybody"

"I think 70% of what Tucker Carlson says is true..but when he starts going off and saying that Israel is trying to destroy the US bc it wants to enter into a partnership with India, I just raise my eyes"

"I'm not gonna say Tucker Carlson is an antisemite..I didn't say it with Candace Owens either"

"I've noticed that ppl are very critical of what I've said about Tucker Carlson bc I'm kind of ruining the fun. The fun is everybody thinks they're so brave and courageous attacking Israel. It takes exactly zero courage right now to attack Israel, I think it takes a certain amount of courage to defend it..it has shifted quite dramatically"

[Noob @Noob326]

Back in my day, you jerked off to the character because they looked hot or the porn was good.

[gonkler 🏳️‍⚧️(NO 1. CHARA GLAZER) @gonklller]

How it feels to find a character hot when they’re lowkey unethical goons

[Noob @Noob326]

If or when he wins, he's just going to be jerking off Rogers in their debate.

[AMANI @AmaniUniverse]

Abdul El-Sayed to AIPAC: "Come for me!"

"You picked [Haley Stevens] the least capable candidate in America. If you think you can beat money out of politics, money in your pocket, medicare for all, come. I'll tell you what people dont want: money in a foreign govt" @AbdulElSayed

[Noob @Noob326]

That would mean they developed a sock fetish. They're jerking off to socks. Bare feet would make them limp.

[Noob @Noob326]

Fuck the final Buddy Love fight. He kept putting me in a corner and calling me a fatty.

[keefunaw @keefunaw]

The Nutty Professor (GBA 2001)

Boss

[Noob @Noob326]

Oct 7th is to leftists what jan 6th was to right-wingers. Moments that turned them into drooling retards.

[blvckcat🎀 @n1ghtkitten]

archived tweets reveal "Professor Dave Explains" engaged in a significant amount of misinfo and conspiracies, such as that Israel orchestrated Oct 7th and were responsible for much of the killing, or that "female hostages were treated very well"

also "f*ck your Shabbat" is an interesting one for sure. before asking your resident leftist whether this is antisemitic, ask them if "f*ck your [Islamic holiday]" is Islamophobic, and you'll get their actual answer

you can be anti-Israel without being this. it's my view that Israel committed genocide and is causing the literal destabilization of the planet, but crashing out like a manchild isn't a valid solution, you only validate the talking points of Zionists

it's pathetic, frankly. this guy even voted 3rd party in the election between Kamala and a fascist. if you're a privileged American and you can't control yourself from self-sabotaging like this, you really do care more about throwing a tantrum than saving Palestinians

[Noob @Noob326]

Hasan diaperfag ass is upset because he’s about to get removed from Russia’s payroll the longer the war goes on.

[yeet @Awk20000]

Hasan Piker and Cenk Uygur come out against the war in Ukraine in recent clips

Piker’s recent YT short is titled “Ukraine is trying to start World War 3”

While Uygur flat out said he’s “officially done” supporting the Ukrainian’s war

“Ukraine has now become basically Israel”

[Noob @Noob326]

Leftists in November.

[Political Polls @PpollingNumbers]

New - Senate poll - Michigan (Black voters)

🔵 Stevens 63%
🔵 El-Sayed 32%

Emerson #A

[Noob @Noob326]

Democrats have no solution to fix anything. The DSA are more concern about gassing jews and funding China and Russia. No shit voters are thinking less of them now

[Noob @Noob326]

And democrats just got in bed with the DSA. Those numbers are about to go up.

[Political Polls @PpollingNumbers]

Who has moved too far extreme

🔵 Democrats 46%
🔴 Republicans 40%

Quinnipiac #B

[Noob @Noob326]

That guy's retarded. Pencil cases are a thing here. I used them back when I was in school.

[Jess 🐰🍓 @eclairJoss]

I just watched a video of an American reacting to a German highschool and he was very confused that every student had a pencil case (didn't know what it was for at first)??? Where do Americans put all their pens for school????

[Noob @Noob326]

Leftists and the DSA are the best allies republicans never asked for.

[OSZ @OpenSourceZone]

Democratic Party Approval Rating Among Independents

🟢 Approve: 17% (-53)
🔴 Disapprove: 70%

Quinnipiac poll | July 23-27

[Noob @Noob326]

He looks like a fat version of the guy that smashes watermelons.

[Netflix Is A Joke @NetflixIsAJoke]

UNCLE STAV, a new stand-up special from Stavros Halkias. Coming to Netflix September 8.

[Noob @Noob326]

So president Vance or president Rubio?

[Adam Carlson @admcrlsn]

👀

[Noob @Noob326]

Remember when white leftists were crying about Mario wearing a sombrero in Odyssey and claim it was racist, just for Mexicans to come out and tell them to shut the fuck up? This is a repeat of that.

[bea @SlLENTPRINCESS]

there's no point in an ocarina of time remake if they're not going to fix the gerudo problem

[Noob @Noob326]

Why are checkmark account whining about capitalism? You're paying a capitalist while taking money from him.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Genuinely, I DO NOT like the concept of capitalism. I don’t want to work my job every day. I want to make art. I want to be in my garden. I want to feel something.