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Trading anything - on vibes alone. Certified Grok IQ 130-145 - Building out DeFi insurance (You’ll Love it in 6 months time)

[noobie @NoobHanz]

https://t.co/NOuc0EB1j2

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Lightscrren is really the hack

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@redactedrain A yearly darth maul really is something

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@dcinvestor i usually do the "if i'm wrong, them i am not wrong" just makes it easier for me to keep loving myself for being brilliant

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@SpencerHakimian the real problem is people liking the populist don't know shit about that many things, and big words are scary, also inflation is some unnamed billionaries fault, so

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@elonmusk Lon u forgot to ask grok how to spell his name

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@DoubleWideCap

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@vydamo_ hows lockin doing?

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@CryptoParadyme unless you short?

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this cannot be said enough, y'all are fucking stupid thinking the riches and wonders you live in and around is just something magic, the base state is shit and dirt, but you have fridges and fries, you should be fucking loving every second of your life in 2025!

[Erik Voorhees @ErikVoorhees]

@kamaufranklin Poverty is the state of nature

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@lynk0x dude what the fuck is shampoo? anyone in crypto is bald already @mert

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@degengambleh @cz_binance imagine worshipping, I stick to good old fashioned hating

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@digitalartchick but what if I own all of it and just want people to now that I do not believe in myself?

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@dotkrueger they don't like the store of value thing, but because it takes forever to transact on the bitcoin blockchain, these are actually pending sells from 2019

[noobie @NoobHanz]

every cycle I hope to find one thing that survives onto the next

so far we have

bitty

eth

sol

fartcoin?

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naaah too many people doom porning, we are not done with this

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@sinhaaralias yeah man you too, I'm drunk, hope you are well

[noobie @NoobHanz]

thinking of pivoting to and onlyfans on chain platform that randomly leaks the DM's of the horny sons of bitches once a month and then topping it off with a betting market for who it is going to be

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@naval paradoxes are the reason we are not in a computer simulation

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@sinhaaralias ok I will now take the responsibility of writing correctly worded tweets seriously, just for you my friend <3 and I sincerly apologize for making you read my typing errors before!

[noobie @NoobHanz]

@McDonalds can i get a job?