Zach Emswiler

I like to picture my Jesus singing lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd and I'm in the front row hammered drunk.

[Zach Emswiler @Noodle9050]

I mean was it really loosing an hour of sleep if you haven't been to sleep yet???

[Dale Earnhardt Jr. @DaleJr]

I have over 30 years invested in those @Redskins. Loyal. I appreciate the hospitality and wish y'all the best. https://t.co/ohnbvnZve0

[Zach Emswiler @Noodle9050]

Only thing I called in tonight under green light was 30 head of angus #illmakesteakoutofyou

[Zach Emswiler @Noodle9050]

Drove last night so making up for lost fluid ounces tonight😇😂

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

If you say anything about today bein’ the first page of a 365 page book, there’s a 365% chance I want to punch you in the throat. Merica.

[Zach Emswiler @Noodle9050]

Glad to see it's raining again. I was beginning to think we were going to have a drought.

[Zach Emswiler @Noodle9050]

If it wasn't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all

[Zach Emswiler @Noodle9050]

Torn between Bad Santa, Wedding Crashers, and Forrest Gump right now

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Heard it's offensive to say Merry Christmas. Well, if it bothers you, then Merry Christmas again. Merica.

[Zach Emswiler @Noodle9050]

👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[Zach Emswiler @Noodle9050]

It's either a meteor shower or I just saw two shooting stars back to back

[Zach Emswiler @Noodle9050]

@LacyRector I. HATE. YOUR. STINKING. GUTS.

[Zach Emswiler @Noodle9050]

Found an IHOP receipt in my pocket from this weekend...so I guess IHOP was good and all

[Zach Emswiler @Noodle9050]

Today's view was pretty good!

[Zach Emswiler @Noodle9050]

If apple could start making their iPhone chargers another..idk..18 inches longer that'd be great👌🏻

[Zach Emswiler @Noodle9050]

OBX --> 540 ride and missed every drop of rain👊🏻

[Zach Emswiler @Noodle9050]

Chilling on a lifeguard stand with some cold ones.

[Zach Emswiler @Noodle9050]

Sunburned as can be. Thanks spf 30

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When a woman asks you for your opinion all she really wants to hear is her opinion repeated word for word but in your voice instead.

[Zach Emswiler @Noodle9050]

Vacation flow #corollabeach #sandsunandtwowheels