Quint

Safe and effective :) They hold you in utter contempt. Beware of strain B.S/24.7 it will lead to neurodegeneration.

[Quint @NopeNotQuint]

@IanDarke Because he dived.

[Queen Bee @KingBobIIV]

You pretended to go in to hospital and pretended to be on a ventilator, then you got the media to push covid hysteria. Your government tried to tell people that following arrows on the floor, would keep you safe from catching "the worlds worst pandemic". You then pushed a vaccine on to people, thats didnt work, sacked 60k care staff, locked us in our houses, where thousands of children were abused, and neglected, and deprived of their education, and then, when you were done with that, you encouraged a war with Ukraine and Russia, and stopped all peace talks.

You're the biggest bullshitter in the world.

[Queen Bee @KingBobIIV]

I fking hate this prick, more than anyone.

He didn't want Brexit, he was a Europhile, he used the people to get in in 2019, and then he lied to us about getting covid, locked us in our homes and inflicted humanitarian war crimes upon us, countless thousands died alone in care homes, or committed suicide or didn’t receive healthcare, many died, or are still dying from those shitty vaccines he forced on everyone, and then he used tax payer money to import 50k Afghanistanis, and get a super injunction to stop us finding out.

At least Blair was openly a cnut.

Fat. Bloated. Corrupt. Lying. Prick.

@BorisJohnson

Get a hair cut and fk off and never come back.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Investigation, please

[Paul Powlesland @paulpowlesland]

Dear @EnvAgency.

In February this year, after 4 years of asking you to look after the Aldersbrook, I led a team of volunteers to do your job for you & clean out tonnes of silt & leaves, as well as hundreds of bags of rubbish. Through the effort of community volunteers & donations, & at zero cost to the taxpayer, we turned a forgotten silted up ditch back into a river again.

Last nights intense rain storm showed why our actions are the very definition of “strengthening water resilience”. A huge amount of rain fell in a short time, but the restored section of the Aldersbrook has been able to hold 100’s of thousands of litres more water, stopping this water running into the Roding, & thereby *reducing* local flood risk. The first photograph below is of the Aldersbrook after the rains this morning- a big contrast to the area before we did the work.

Perhaps more importantly, this water, instead of running straight off into the Roding & hence the sea is now being held in the Aldersbrook & gradually released so it can be used by nature. It is feeding marshes, trees & wildlife, topping up groundwater & helping to reduce our flood/drought cycle. If you want to strengthen water resilience, we need thousands more projects like the Aldersbrook around the country.

So the question I ask you, Environment Agency, is why you are threatening me with two years imprisonment, rather than offering to meet & discuss how we can work together to restore the Roding & its tributaries, which could become a blueprint for you cooperating with local river guardians nationwide?

[Higgy @higgyboson]

Bus company Stagecoach are operating a fleet of 30 "100% Electric, 0% Emissions" buses in Devon.

They are ALL being charged using electricity generated by a diesel generator.

The signage on the side of EVERY one of these buses is absolute bullshit.

[Jeff Peel @JeffreyPeel]

The elevation of Burnham is probably the most obvious spook coordinated game-plays I have ever seen in British politics (possibly more obvious, even, than the suiciding of David Kelly). There is not a scintilla of credibility left in British democracy. If anyone even suggests that this choreographed bullshit bears any relationship to 'truth', call them out. Because they're part of the problem.

[Andrew Lawrence @andrewlawrence]

Parasites latching onto their next host.

[Alon Mizrahi @alon_mizrahi]

There never was a Keir Starmer. Such a person hasn't existed in decades. There is no 'Andy Burnham' either. Banks, corporations and special interests rule through manikins: dolls with no human traits or personality. They are elite humanoids, used as props, tasked with overseeing the status quo. Canada's Carny and Australia's rotating idiots, or Greece's: they have absolutely nothing to do with representation or an intelligible set of principles. The West never stopped being feudal

[Daniel Hannan @DanielJHannan]

My guess is that we are days, even hours, away from a resignation announcement. For those still trying to run the "good man, bad politician" line, have a look at this.

[Quint @NopeNotQuint]

@AvonandsomerRob Jet Set Willy

[Renée Hoenderkamp @DrHoenderkamp]

Hang on… a man so unwell that he literally threw a child to the crocodiles is now back amongst us on bail!?!
@CambridgeCops?

Man arrested after toddler ended up in crocodile enclosure 'not fit for interview' and released - Sky News https://t.co/qOSru3QJz3

[Chay Bowes @BowesChay]

Starmer's most senior advisor-

"Kill musks Twitter"

A letter from Morgan McSweeney, head of British Prime Minister Keir Starmer’s office (until his resignation earlier in 2026), outlined strategic tasks and priorities. Among them, the first goal was to “destroy Elon Musk’s Twitter” (now X).

Two years ago, an internal document from the Center for Countering Digital Hate (CCDH) listed “Kill Musk’s Twitter” as one of its annual priorities. The document also highlighted plans to pressure advertisers, trigger regulatory action in the EU and UK, and push for policy changes in the United States.

CCDH was co-founded by Morgan McSweeney, who later became Keir Starmer’s chief of staff. This week, Prime Minister Starmer announced plans that could strip X of certain self-regulation rights.

Simultaneously, the UK regulator Ofcom has launched an official investigation into X regarding the activities of Grok, xAI’s AI chatbot. Ofcom has the power to impose fines of up to 10% of a company’s global annual turnover or, in extreme cases, seek to restrict access to the platform in the UK.

Additionally, this week Starmer announced the government’s intention to introduce a full ban on social media use, including X, for all children under 16, with the measure set to take effect by spring
The British government is also advancing plans that could require operating system developers (such as Apple and Google) to implement scanning tools on mobile devices to detect and prevent the sharing of certain content, particularly targeting child protection concerns.

George Orwell would be shocked.

[Pete North @FUDdaily]

"We've decided that you plebs being online, sharing news and exchanging your thoughts is a threat to our stranglehold on power, so we're going to close down your access to information and take away your right to anonymity in the name of protecting children, while also assuming total control over what your children are subjected to"

You cannot hate these people enough.

[Efrat Fenigson @efenigson]

People still tweet about this as if it’s about Starmer. It’s not. Wake the F up. It’s a global crackdown on your identity, digital and spiritual life. It’s the orchestrated execution of Agenda 2030 & other elite plans.
A guy told me this week he still believes Covid was not an orchestrated event. Why are you resisting what your eyes see?
I hope you get so upset by this - to the point it makes you question EVERYTHING else you see around you.

[Alan @A1an_M]

Government: "There's a deadly virus! School isn't safe! Playgrounds aren't safe! Meeting friends isn’t safe! You must go home and stay there!"

Kids: "Ok. Off to social media for us then"

Government: "Social media isn't safe! Watch Regime propaganda only! Oh, and you can vote for us when you're 16!"

Kids: "WTF? And you think we're the stupid, immature ones?"

[Preston Byrne @prestonjbyrne]

Old enough to fight and die for your country

Not old enough to send a tweet after dinner

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

This woman is a danger to children

Get rid of her

[Christian @InTheTrenchesUK]

A Sudanese asylum seeker tried to behead a British man in broad daylight. Belfast burns. Working class families watch their streets become war zones because the government filled their hotels with men nobody vetted.

And Matthew Stadlen sat in a studio. Correcting Bev Turner's vocabulary.

That is the image. The grammar police of national collapse. The pedant at the funeral correcting the eulogy. Bev was on the ground watching consequences. Matthew was in climate controlled comfort tutting at her word choice. Look at him. Really look at him. That is the face of a man who has chosen his side and it is not yours.

Let us be precise, since Matthew loves precision. Belfast did not riot. Belfast responded. The government imported the man who attempted murder. The government created the hotel scheme. The government told working class communities their daughters were the acceptable collateral damage of moral vanity. Every flame in Belfast traces back to a policy Matthew Stadlen has cheerleed for a decade.

He is not a journalist. He is a comfort blanket for the policy class. The man you wheel out when reality is getting too loud and needs a posh voice to euphemise it. The BBC found him too mediocre. LBC found him too predictable. The Telegraph found him too transparent. He has descended platform by platform until he landed at GB News playing the in-house contrarian, the token foil, the man hired specifically to lose arguments so the panel looks balanced.

His entire function now is to make government failure sound reasonable. To make beheadings sound regrettable but complicated. To make burning streets sound like a vocabulary problem. To make working class anger sound like a hygiene issue the better classes must tolerate.

Matthew, the houses are burning because of the policies you defend. The women are dying because of the borders you celebrate. The streets are erupting because of the silence you maintain. You are not the adult in the room. You are the man holding the petrol can while lecturing everyone about fire safety.

Your career has been a slow public demonstration of irrelevance. Your contradictions are catalogued. Your cowardice is recorded. And the people you sneer at on television outnumber your viewership by several orders of magnitude.

Keep correcting Bev's grammar. The country has already corrected yours.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@tim_cook Don’t want it.

Either stop this creepy spyware or all Apple devices will be banned from the premises of my companies.