MLB OWNERS: *donning cloaks, meeting at a round table by candlelight, drafting devilish proposals, inking them in blood*
TONY CLARK: *having an affair with his sister-in-law* Hmmmm. Is there something else I should be doing?
Hey @YahooFantasy & @YahooFantasyCC , nobody wants to see "Today Projected" stats on their team page when the games have already started (and are nearly finished at this point)...
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