DR. FUCK

"Medical Professional"

[DR. FUCK @NormalPenisGuy]

@WhackMorris @PantsBenjamin

[àngel @choloyaoi]

3D printing an n word pass

[DR. FUCK @NormalPenisGuy]

Wagging my hard dick like a dog's tail because I saw a woman's hairy cooter

[DR. FUCK @NormalPenisGuy]

Microwaving a turd at the work microwave

[Godzilla Ganker @2Josher]

due to several accusations disparaging my penis as 'small' and 'gross,' it pains me to clarify that its actually totally normal

[DR. FUCK @NormalPenisGuy]

@poopswag34 Yeah, I'd just kiss him on the lips and suck his dick.
Not ONE STEP further

[DR. FUCK @NormalPenisGuy]

Fucking a gay man in the ass as a humiliation act.

Instead he cums from the prostate stimulation from my hard penis

We get married next week

[Alex the erectile dysfunction sufferer Lion @alexthelion_69_]

I looked the devil square in his face and I said YOU DONT SCARE ME PUNK

[DR. FUCK @NormalPenisGuy]

Doing the gayest sex possible to you before the police sniper takes me out

[DR. FUCK @NormalPenisGuy]

@wine_x13 Porono

[DR. FUCK @NormalPenisGuy]

Touching my hard penis chastely. To calm it. To conceal it from view.

[DR. FUCK @NormalPenisGuy]

Jacking off to pictures of turds. Not because I like it but because it's all I deserve

[DR. FUCK @NormalPenisGuy]

Shouting the N-Word because of the O.J. Simpson verdict

[DR. FUCK @NormalPenisGuy]

Eating one (1) bean and ripping a fart so nasty that everyone in the world commits seppuku

[DR. FUCK @NormalPenisGuy]

Going to jail for 10,000,000 years for farting in a Synagogue

[DR. FUCK @NormalPenisGuy]

pissing so hard the neighbors call the police

[DR. FUCK @NormalPenisGuy]

Using sexual alchemy to turn a soft dick into a hard boner

[J Boogie Casablanca @yuckgory]

I'm being crushed by the weight of our cultural differences.

[DR. FUCK @NormalPenisGuy]

jacking you off because you got shot in the gut by a crazed gunman and you deserve a final moment of tenderness

[DR. FUCK @NormalPenisGuy]

touching upon your pussy in a friendly, platonic way