Max

24. Cat Dad of Two. Short as Fuck.

He/Him 😎👍

This is a pro piracy and anti AI account.

[Max @NormalShortGuy]

Come here, baby. Let me yap about shit ya don't care about.

[Max @NormalShortGuy]

I'm gonna need feminists to remember that men can get pregnant and abortions.

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Men.
You can't get pregnant.

Sit down when abortion is discussed.

[tumblr @tumblr]

pope leo says keep writing fanfics

[saki 🦋 @_httpssakura]

I would rather show my ass spread apart than my notes app

[Max @NormalShortGuy]

@Riley_Gaines_ Loser.

[Wesker’s right testicle @weskertesticle]

The Bible doesnt have Leon sucking his own dick and Leon getting fucked by 3 weskers

[lisa 🌹🔞 @freakshaped]

"fanfic tropes are overused" wait are you saying THE OLDER OMEGA IS TOLD HE'S PAST HIS PRIMES AND UNDESIRABLE ONLY FOR THE MUCH YOUNGER ALPHA TO BE DROOLING ALL OVER HIM AND BEGGING HIM TO CARRY HIS PUPS?!

[Max @NormalShortGuy]

Hey uh- children are people not property.

[Max @NormalShortGuy]

You don't need a subscription to watch that show btw.

[Umbrella Corp. Official @UmbCorOfficial]

T Virus tastes like blue raspberry, you guys should try it.

[finnmir @juicymoistboy]

being gay isnt free, you have to buy baldurs gate 3 and resident evil

[Max @NormalShortGuy]

Catboy Leon and dogboy Leon are just two sides of the same slutty coin.

[✣ @punkseye]

“chris redfield did not go through hell for jill just for her to be gay” CHRIS REDFIELD IS GAY HIMSELF

[POiSON GiRL FRiEND @sweetpianofairy]

less chatgpt more lgbt

[＞__＜ @hatsumeli]

“fuck this game” *plays the game*

[lisa 🌹🔞 @freakshaped]

first in my bloodline to see ao3's beta to alpha transition

[toni :: on a break kinda @tofuveira]

looks at you with my big round autistic eyes

[Izzy @the_tamed_poet]

No beta we die like— apparently the beta itself...

https://t.co/JJFyxCffVo

[Max @NormalShortGuy]

@Ormlycia Women have been using mlm to express their sexuality for a long time now and I think it's wrong to tell them that they can't.

[Max @NormalShortGuy]

If I ever was pregnant, I'd immediately get an abortion. Fuck them kids and fuck you.

[yuri (sings her body electric) @melancrowlia]

it’s 9am and i’m sobbing because i deserved to be born with a huge humongous cock . where is my cock i can’t see without my cock