@JulieLovesFluff I wouldn’t have dared !!
My dad was a Royal Marine Commando, he just had to look at you, and you got the message, if he did shout?…..Well, it used to look like a scene from It Ain’t Half Hot Mum.
@Paul_L_OBrien My mum didn’t lose her soh either, they used to trip off her tongue like you wouldn’t believe.
One day I went round after having a spray tan. I hadn’t washed the top coat off yet so I did look very dark - she said “You look like one of them oompah loompahs”
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