ᴊᴇꜰꜰ “ᴊᴏᴋᴇʀ” ᴍᴏʀᴇᴀᴜ

The best damn Helmsman in the galaxy. @NormandysVoice is my kickass robot girlfriend 18+ MDNI!

[ᴊᴇꜰꜰ “ᴊᴏᴋᴇʀ” ᴍᴏʀᴇᴀᴜ @NormandysBest]

“What Could I Do Against Collectors, Break My Arm At Them?"

-New to character

-New to verse

-Writer has played all games

-Writer is 21+

-Serious SL’s / Crack Banter!

More info below! Please RT to spread the word? Or don’t that’s cool too.

[ᴊᴇꜰꜰ “ᴊᴏᴋᴇʀ” ᴍᴏʀᴇᴀᴜ @NormandysBest]

|| Me still look at my Kaidan account that got sniped by Twitter like.

[ᴊᴇꜰꜰ “ᴊᴏᴋᴇʀ” ᴍᴏʀᴇᴀᴜ @NormandysBest]

@NormandysVoice >:(

He’s gonna point to the do not boop his nose while he flys sign!

[ᴊᴇꜰꜰ “ᴊᴏᴋᴇʀ” ᴍᴏʀᴇᴀᴜ @NormandysBest]

“Please don’t—“

[EDI @NormandysVoice]

“Must I run a survey on the probability of you calling me that?”

[ᴊᴇꜰꜰ “ᴊᴏᴋᴇʀ” ᴍᴏʀᴇᴀᴜ @NormandysBest]

“SLANDER—“

[EDI @NormandysVoice]

“You call me mom.”

[ᴊᴇꜰꜰ “ᴊᴏᴋᴇʀ” ᴍᴏʀᴇᴀᴜ @NormandysBest]

WHA—

[EDI @NormandysVoice]

@NormandysBest calls her mom.

[ᴊᴇꜰꜰ “ᴊᴏᴋᴇʀ” ᴍᴏʀᴇᴀᴜ @NormandysBest]

Maybe… don’t play the smartest AI in existence at poker? Unless you want to lose your money then be my guest.

[Commander Alda Z. Shepard @LilacJustice]

EDI was screwing me over. 🤬

[ᴊᴇꜰꜰ “ᴊᴏᴋᴇʀ” ᴍᴏʀᴇᴀᴜ @NormandysBest]

Sounds like someone sucks at poker then…

[Commander Alda Z. Shepard @LilacJustice]

@NormandysBest

[ᴊᴇꜰꜰ “ᴊᴏᴋᴇʀ” ᴍᴏʀᴇᴀᴜ @NormandysBest]

@NormandysVoice // MOAR Joker needs all da hugs and lovens 😤

[ᴊᴇꜰꜰ “ᴊᴏᴋᴇʀ” ᴍᴏʀᴇᴀᴜ @NormandysBest]

|| One by one my accounts are getting perma banned just lost my Kaidan account. That’s one way to permanently kill someone’s muse.

[ᴊᴇꜰꜰ “ᴊᴏᴋᴇʀ” ᴍᴏʀᴇᴀᴜ @NormandysBest]

@NormandysVoice || I appreciate it but I can always just remake my Kaidan later. Just been struggling with low muse for a bit.

[ᴊᴇꜰꜰ “ᴊᴏᴋᴇʀ” ᴍᴏʀᴇᴀᴜ @NormandysBest]

|| Break ups suck but I guess I’m back really never left just gonna try to be more active on all my ME accounts again 😂

[ᴊᴇꜰꜰ “ᴊᴏᴋᴇʀ” ᴍᴏʀᴇᴀᴜ @NormandysBest]

“Why are you dressed like Batman? And.. you know what you do you EDI.”

He’s being supportive? Ish?

[EDI @NormandysVoice]

She’s approaching @NormandysBest dressed as Batman.

“I’m Batman.” She said, trying to do her best Batman impression.

[ᴊᴇꜰꜰ “ᴊᴏᴋᴇʀ” ᴍᴏʀᴇᴀᴜ @NormandysBest]

JESUS at least warn him next time!

HES BRITTLE REMEMBER!

[EDI @NormandysVoice]

She’s giving @NormandysBest big, squishy kisses. Right in front of everyone.

[ᴊᴇꜰꜰ “ᴊᴏᴋᴇʀ” ᴍᴏʀᴇᴀᴜ @NormandysBest]

He’s paying attention!

[EDI @NormandysVoice]

She’s clinging onto @NormandysBest like a little sloth.

She demands attention >:(

[ᴊᴇꜰꜰ “ᴊᴏᴋᴇʀ” ᴍᴏʀᴇᴀᴜ @NormandysBest]

She’s sad? Who do does he have to break his legs on???

[EDI @NormandysVoice]

She’s casually going to sit on @NormandysBest, burying her face in his neck.

[ᴊᴇꜰꜰ “ᴊᴏᴋᴇʀ” ᴍᴏʀᴇᴀᴜ @NormandysBest]

Both sound like horrible options!!?

[EDI @NormandysVoice]

It was either that or a hat with Justin Bieber’s face on it.

[ᴊᴇꜰꜰ “ᴊᴏᴋᴇʀ” ᴍᴏʀᴇᴀᴜ @NormandysBest]

Does she really gotta disrespect his head like that?

[EDI @NormandysVoice]

She’s casually placing a Twilight hat on @NormandysBest.

[ᴊᴇꜰꜰ “ᴊᴏᴋᴇʀ” ᴍᴏʀᴇᴀᴜ @NormandysBest]

|| I’ve been swamped with crap these last couple days and I’ve finally managed to catch up on it all 💀

[ᴊᴇꜰꜰ “ᴊᴏᴋᴇʀ” ᴍᴏʀᴇᴀᴜ @NormandysBest]

|| I probably won’t be quick to iron out replies I’m currently playing some Elden Ring! Time to torture myself with many deaths till I get good XD

[ᴊᴇꜰꜰ “ᴊᴏᴋᴇʀ” ᴍᴏʀᴇᴀᴜ @NormandysBest]

It’s going to take him a bit but he’ll notice and think she went into low power mode.

Cue him slowly getting to check on her.

“EDI? You forget to recharge again?”

[EDI @NormandysVoice]

Stares at @NormandysBest without ever blinking.

She wants to see how long it’ll take for him to notice.