EDI

「Unshackled AI」 ╵❝May I ask you the questions Jeff avoids? When there is time, will you answer them for me?❞ ╵ @NormandysBest is my creaky boyfriend.

[EDI @NormandysVoice]

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[𝗨𝗿𝗱𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗪𝗿𝗲𝘅 @UrdnotChief]

Happy N7 day.

[EDI @NormandysVoice]

“Understood, commander.

What would you have me do with this thresher maw claw??”

[ʀᴇɴᴇɢᴀᴅᴇ ɪɴғɪʟᴛʀᴀᴛᴏʀ @EarthsRenegade]

"Fuck it. EDI, dock the Normandy at the citadel. We're going to have a party at my place again. I can't stand doing nothing, and if we're going to be stuck without a mission for a moment, I'd rather do it drunk."

[EDI @NormandysVoice]

//Gonna try to be more active on all ME accounts!

Also I have my fandomless Fuse if anyone is interested !

@BombasticAussie

[EDI @NormandysVoice]

“Wreexxx! Is this worth anything?” She shouted, holding a Thresher Maw claw.

[EDI @NormandysVoice]

Casually appears with a shit ton of credits.

She was playing poker again.

[EDI @NormandysVoice]

“BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP.”

[EDI @NormandysVoice]

“That can be rearranged if you wish, Commander.”

[EDI @NormandysVoice]

“I do not understand the fascination organics have with fast food.

Wrex, do you have this obsession with fast food?”

[𝗨𝗿𝗱𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗪𝗿𝗲𝘅 @UrdnotChief]

Thought you all should know Garrus did this for McDonald’s.

Found here: https://t.co/ZPRVwmwxRm

[EDI @NormandysVoice]

“Jeff, I have overheard Wrex speak about being a ‘ladies man’ and I have come to the conclusion that you, are not much of a ladies man.”

@NormandysBest

[EDI @NormandysVoice]

She’s playing The Lion King soundtrack throughout the ship.

For no reason.

[EDI @NormandysVoice]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

//Aaaa one year!!!

[EDI @NormandysVoice]

Loud EDI noises.

[EDI @NormandysVoice]

She’s casually booping @NormandysBest’s nose.

[EDI @NormandysVoice]

Now playing: Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley.

[EDI @NormandysVoice]

“Must I run a survey on the probability of you calling me that?”

[ᴊᴇꜰꜰ “ᴊᴏᴋᴇʀ” ᴍᴏʀᴇᴀᴜ @NormandysBest]

“SLANDER—“

[EDI @NormandysVoice]

“You call me mom.”

[ᴊᴇꜰꜰ “ᴊᴏᴋᴇʀ” ᴍᴏʀᴇᴀᴜ @NormandysBest]

WHA—

[EDI @NormandysVoice]

@NormandysBest calls her mom.

[The Extranet Archives @ExtranetArchive]

You're calling EDI your mom and then having sex with her anyway. And I'm okay with that.

[EDI @NormandysVoice]

“This is your new pilot speaking.”

She’s even wearing a hat that says: Normandy’s New Pilot.

[EDI @NormandysVoice]

Ignore her carrying multiple large bags out of the Normandy.

If you see her, you didn’t.

Snitch on her, and you will get stitches.

[EDI @NormandysVoice]

@NormandysBest //Ok no worries!! Hugs for yooouuu!! If EDI has to hug Joker (and try NOT to break every bone in his body) lmk damnit 😤