Two-tier Gordon

IC1 male | vaguely centrist | all my opinions are my own and may not represent anything

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Just in case anyone was wondering... there's nothing political in my twitter name. I stole it from the loco builder.

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@JackLantern2009 @DouglasCudd @iowahawkblog Well, GG I guess 🤷‍♂️

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@DouglasCudd @iowahawkblog Then why the everloving fuck did you lot bid for the tournament?

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@TheScotsman I’m sure those gardens will look great once they’re criss-crossed with grooves from dirtbike tyres.

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@danholling You collect stamps every time you fill up and once you fill the sheet you get the jaecoo.

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@battleforeurope Fake image.

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@qikipedia Sack your AI.

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@BiometricUpdate A consultation which didn’t allow you to oppose age limits.

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@F1 Shouldn’t it be gap to *leader* ?

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@GTAVI_Countdown We don’t even know if Rockstar North has lead studio status this time around.

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@GTAVI_Countdown Nothing to do with a general increase in motor vehicle traffic around that time…?
Also do I really need to point out that marketing decisions including trailer releases are probably made by New York or San Diego and not in Edinburgh?

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…encountering technology for the first time in their lives and will have no clue how to use it.

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My objections to “phone free” concerts are rather more prosaic than most.
First of all, there’s the principle of it; you have to have a phone to get in, because no cunt does printed tickets anymore, but as soon as you’re inside you can’t use that same phone? Fuck off.

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And third, based on prior experience, the person operating the unlocker will somehow be encountering technology for the first time in their life and will have no clue how to use it.
And if it’s do-it-yourself then statistically >50% of the people in the queue will somehow be…

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@jamespriceglos Am I alone in knowing this long before I ever visited the states? And I didn’t even drive when I was there.

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@500greatalbums Much like Wayne Gretzky when he was doing the draw.

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@tha_buffalo @AdamSchefter People: “We hate billionaires!”
The same people: “Wait, why are the billionaires leaving?”

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@yourfavheathen Nah that’s wild.

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@DeMickyD I’ve heard it’s very dangerous to ask to bum a fag in red states…

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@Italizer @EthanLevins2 hezbollah aren’t civilians.