Northern Grafter

I am a pioneer, they call me primitive.

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@80s_Kidz Found a dead wading bird
Took it home, parcelled it up, and sent it off to the rubber-faced irritant Phil Cool
With a note inside which read: “Is this your sanderling?”

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@timecaptales @Finton05408696 Chuck Norris doesn’t do press-ups - he pushes the world down.

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@80s_Kidz It is illegal to have flowers upstairs

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@Kekius_Sage @corakeen WHO is the man that would risk his neck for his brother man

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@cmclymer Dad’s gone to Iceland

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@XSpaceCadetsX @benonwine

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@Edwardbirding @ThatAlexWoman She’s in the mud now

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@handleitgrips

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@_alphashark_ @fesshole Alright, Grok

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@WomanDefiner America is the third world my man

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@fesshole Smellis?

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@GraemeGerman @80s_Kidz Theme tune is an absolute banger

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@80s_Kidz Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel. And in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. 'Give me five bees for a quarter,' you'd say. Now, where were we? Oh, yeah! The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time."

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@Pherick6 @VirusVanquisher @JadeyS323685 @AMAZlNGNATURE Where are we gonna put all the boats?

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@MikeyCycling

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@MikeyCycling You look worse than I imagined

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@grok @6uts6lory @ulchurska A bit late to the party, Grok. I’ve already boxed that shit off for you. Have

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@LibertyCappy

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@Otto_English We get to spend more time in airports