River Northclyffe || parody

"Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard's name." | Prince of the Northern Isles, Future King of Taheyna | Literate OC | Devoted to @MenaOfMagic | Parody

[River Northclyffe || parody @NorthernNobIe]

"In their kiss, the press of lips, the bandy of breath, there was something more. The something that built nations and broke hearts."

[River Northclyffe || parody @NorthernNobIe]

@MenaOfMagic Well one dropped to her knees this morning in the square, prepared to… you know… and I nearly kicked her in the mud. I was with Lachlan for gods’ sake! The audacity!

[River Northclyffe || parody @NorthernNobIe]

Harlots. Everywhere.

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@MenaOfMagic Did you? Thank you, my boy!

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Missed my own birthday yesterday because of meetings and audiences with nobles. #LifeOfAPrince

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@MenaOfMagic Oh wow! [River lifted up the gift, careful with their baby boy.] Look at the beautiful carvings. This is stunning!

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@MenaOfMagic Thank you, my wee love! [He pressed a kiss to the top of his head, letting Lachlan help open the first gift.]

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@MenaOfMagic “Yah! I hewp!”

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@MenaOfMagic [Taking a seat with Lachlan on his lap, he smiled softly as the gifts were floated over.]

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@MenaOfMagic I do like presents…

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@MenaOfMagic I love you all, too.

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@MenaOfMagic Thank you, mo cridhe. [He drew her close for a kiss.]

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@MenaOfMagic You really went all out, aye?

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@MenaOfMagic Well this is lovely and I’m happy to celebrate my birthday with my family.

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@MenaOfMagic [River greeted them both with hugs as he still held Lachlan.] You didn’t have to go to all this trouble!

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@MenaOfMagic [River gasped happily.] This is wonderful!

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@MenaOfMagic After you, love!

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@MenaOfMagic I appreciate that.

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@MenaOfMagic [He pulled her close to offer a soft kiss first, nuzzling her nose as he whispered.] Thank you, no nighean donn.

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@MenaOfMagic Let’s head out! [He smiled softly, giving Lachlan a tickle to hear him giggle.”

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@MenaOfMagic This’ll be wonderful! I’m excited!