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@SmallCapSnipa And just like that, the climate change peddling came to an end

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@imawful69_ I bet you $1.37 cents that this caption was Inspired by a home alone line you watched recently

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@toptieralba But how on earth did the shooter shoot him? It’s illegal to have guns on that campus. How did physics evade the laws put in place to protect situations like this?

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@DarrigoMelanie Ummm false. Research what’s happening in the UK

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@DrNeilStone Life is tough. Get over it Neil. It’s too easy to survive for people if the biggest issue is not being able to decipher information because people have lost critical thought.

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@SenWarren Who wrote this one for you?

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@stoolpresidente Welcome to the internet Dave. Where you been?

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@streetfightsave The guy was knocked out. Who’s gonna let their bro get hammered to the head while unconscious?

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@elonmusk @ grok do you think this will be a feature that catches on and people use? How should we utilize grok when prompting it on a post?

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@TheNBACentel There’s only one reason bronny has seen the court this year and it’s because daddy runs the league. LBJ isn’t doing his son any favors. AE is going to have a field date with this material

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@AOC It’s literally the definition of a Ponzi scheme. What are you defending?

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@JosephFordCotto Yes. If it’s the World Health Organization than everybody can contribute. The organization shouldn’t be cash starved due to one country left

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@ChrisDJackson False. Our allies we have been financially floating are. Our three letter agencies are the only ones that organize events against our country.

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@JessicaTarlov Community note it?

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@Mollyploofkins Wasn’t she married to the guy who was stripped of his Tour de France and sued everybody that pointed out he cheated for defamation before eventually being caught? Way to stand on your morals Sheryl. You’re a hero. Such inspiration

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@TheChiefNerd Paying celebs 4 million for a photo op…. That’s a line

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@thejackhopkins What are the odds that something like this went down ?

DNC” you want to be president?”

Biden” huh?”

DNC” just goto sleep. Here’s your juice box. You’re president now”

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@TheRickWilson When democrats can’t fathom how they lost the election, please take a look of examples of this smug response. People are sick of being talked down to by people who are convinced there are 87 genders.

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@NewYorkStateAG They must be really close to exposing some deep stuff. I have never seen the government work this quickly on anything and boy were those little weaselly feet scrambling.

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@TheFungi669 It’s no beach house in Delaware, huh?