Chardonnay

I have a bad habit of buying chairs in small town antique stores...

[Chardonnay @NotAThriftStore]

I feel bad that I can’t donate blood right now, but this is a great way to help out! It requires no 💵

[White Oak Music Hall @WhiteOakMH]

The Blood Center is hosting a blood drive, 3/29 - 4/3, at WOMH Downstairs. It’s excluded from the Stay Home order, so help your neighbors by donating blood at a time it’s needed most. Learn how they are making it safe to donate: https://t.co/xdRJjnIZHt

[Chardonnay @NotAThriftStore]

@TooFaced Perfect wing. Is this even a question?!

[Chardonnay @NotAThriftStore]

@altonbrown Nooooooo

[Chardonnay @NotAThriftStore]

@_ferrocarril Oh no!!!!!
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
I am always up for virtual gatherings/hang outs if you’d like them! Which is pretty much always the case (pandemic or otherwise) because we are far 🙃

[Gillian Turner @GillianHTurner]

BREAKING: The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

[Chardonnay @NotAThriftStore]

@_ferrocarril What?!!! I had no idea!!

[Chardonnay @NotAThriftStore]

I watched @altonbrown’s season of #worstcooks with my mom and she thinks the producers must have told the contestants to act as ridiculous as possible, because she can’t believe people would behave that way without being prompted. I’m not sure...

[Chardonnay @NotAThriftStore]

@pyrosmiley Maybe 14?

[𝙖𝙡𝙚𝙭 𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙢 @pyrosmiley]

foh with that "I love you" shit... the three words I *actually* wanna hear this holiday season? "It's dishwasher safe"

[Chardonnay @NotAThriftStore]

@_ferrocarril :/ little girls can be shits.
You are not annoying and you’re my #1 pick for group projects!

[Chardonnay @NotAThriftStore]

@altonbrown Cookies! And lots of them

[Chardonnay @NotAThriftStore]

The customer service @Chewy is better than we humans deserve. Thankfully, it is the service our dogs deserve. Thanks for saving Christmas guys — two paws up!

[Chardonnay @NotAThriftStore]

@emrazz Why does she say former bartender like it’s an insult?

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

"don't burn your bridges"
- shames you for cutting out people who hurt you
- implies that others have greater value than you do

"prevent them from being able to cross the river to get to you"
- empowering
- supportive
- you are an endless spring of life & ideas, they are thieves

[Chardonnay @NotAThriftStore]

@pyrosmiley Finally!!!!

[Anelien @cupcakelogic]

I am legally obligated to share this horror comic every October

[Matt Lanza @mattlanza]

@stephenuzick @Climatologist49 @stormchasernick Come for the jobs. Stay for the annual 500 year flood events!

[Louis Peitzman @LouisPeitzman]

DID YOU KNOW: You can avoid getting sick simply by saying "It's just allergies" 16 times a day.