𝙖𝙡𝙚𝙭 𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙢

he/him. follow for tweets even worse than this bio! okay bye

[𝙖𝙡𝙚𝙭 𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙢 @pyrosmiley]

Sports Movies, Ranked:

1. Speed Racer
2. Whip It! (2009)
3. Drumline starring Nick Cannon
4. Stick It
5. Ratatoullie

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

this was on the wall outside the Blue Line at Jefferson Park

[Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident]

When you actually, seriously, sit down and consider the root causes of enshittification it becomes clear that the internet, smartphones, and increasingly frictionless lives lived entirely in virtual space are a massive net negative

[erin proctor @postproctorism]

HAS ANYONE MADE A ZOHRAN WON COPYPASTA (URGENT)

[wint @dril]

my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

bugs is… shrimp??

[jack @horsesdontstop]

i can't stop laughing at this new bon iver merch

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

To play TARS again

[steph @steph_mcca]

And i’m new in town

[𝙖𝙡𝙚𝙭 𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙢 @pyrosmiley]

@EthanVanBuskirk Preemptively stressed by this tbh

[Dan LaMorte @DanLaMorte]

Anytime someone says, “Autism didn’t exist back in the day,” I tell them to look up hall of fame baseball player, Rube Waddell. Born in 1876, here is a short piece of his biography:

[audrey farnsworth @audipenny]

feeling nostalgic about staring at this website while feeling like shit. just like the bad old days

[𝙖𝙡𝙚𝙭 𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙢 @pyrosmiley]

@cheekfaceREAL This tweet is pronted out in production offices of several venues and I think about it at nearly every show I work, truly it's canon in my brain

[𝙖𝙡𝙚𝙭 𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙢 @pyrosmiley]

@acewert Was it Aga's? Also the Porch has been buzzy recently I think

[Tyler Austin Harper @Tyler_A_Harper]

A lot of other people are pointing this out but it really is…odd…that Walz was really good at the TV and after Harris’ people got their hands on him he is not so good at the TV anymore.

[Parker Molloy @ParkerMolloy]

Don't do it, Joe

[Juan Whitmire @ElJuanWhitmire]

if Real Houstonians (the woodlands) asked for light rail i would actually consider it tbh

[the loneliest monk @temuchainz]

real soupheads know this to be an impractical vessel

[will @twothickscoops]

“I hate small talk” is such a common opinion but I cannot relate in the slightest. Talking about jack shit with someone I will likely never meet again is like a drug for me