Vox Ursa

copywriter. marketer. voiceover artist.

occasionally hilarious.

[Vox Ursa @NotActuallyCJ]

Today's the grand opening of the new go-to store in Gbagada:
Mega Mart Supermarket @ 6, Brown Street, Gbagada, Lagos.
I voiced this in 2024 & it's always nice to see your work put to good use. I was also able to grab a lil' treat to cool off in this heat before it got crowded.

[Vox Ursa @NotActuallyCJ]

fairs

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Lamine Yamal has posted these 3 Instagram stories, just hours before facing France in a World Cup Semi-Final.

[Vox Ursa @NotActuallyCJ]

France out with a whimper

[Vox Ursa @NotActuallyCJ]

@equipedefrance

[G @Gideoomatic]

It's drip or drown o'clock now @equipedefrance

[Vox Ursa @NotActuallyCJ]

c'est fini

[Vox Ursa @NotActuallyCJ]

@LyesBouzidi10 lmao he's 32. mans moving like he came out of assisted living for the World Cup.

[Vox Ursa @NotActuallyCJ]

get Rabiot outta here big dawg

[Vox Ursa @NotActuallyCJ]

yé

[Tom Garry @TomJGarry]

Exclusive: Chelsea are close to signing Melvine Malard from Manchester United for a fee that would be a club-record sale for MUFC. The France forward will reunite with Sonia Bompastor, who is a big admirer. All parties seem happy with the deal. More here.
https://t.co/8N46RCyzP6

[Vox Ursa @NotActuallyCJ]

@NotPsalmy lmao people will learn in due time

[Vox Ursa @NotActuallyCJ]

saxophones getting louder and louder for Rodri

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Man City pushing hard for Ayyoub Bouaddi from Lille. High among 18yo’s suitors (#PSG not in contention) & while others favour season on loan at #LOSC, #MCFC would integrate now. Price ~€100m + Morocco int’l expected to make decision soon @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/W4oq8mi9RD

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿(🏆) @ugoteke]

seeing guys saying ‘pure profit’ for the best passer itl

[OLI @Oli_Ekun]

Saint Obi would be proud.

[Vox Ursa @NotActuallyCJ]

@LyesBouzidi10 it's gonna be 80m for Baleba

[Vox Ursa @NotActuallyCJ]

Tchouameni - Santos - Ederson is a 6/10 midfield rebuild but we move.

[Vox Ursa @NotActuallyCJ]

'check on him'

lmao foh mans trying to siphon off the last remaining embers of One For All

[fan @NoodleHairCR7]

The only Spanish player who went to check on him 🤍🫡

[Vox Ursa @NotActuallyCJ]

c'mon man what are we doing out here?

[Vox Ursa @NotActuallyCJ]

Messi.

I understand why Argentinians think him a deity, given how regularly he answers their fervent prayers in hours of desperation.

Argentina 2-2 Egypt.

[Vox Ursa @NotActuallyCJ]

Delay is never Delilah.

H O L D

[Vox Ursa @NotActuallyCJ]

S C E N E S

Egypt 2-0 Argentina

[Vox Ursa @NotActuallyCJ]

boooooo 🍅 🍅 🍅

[Vox Ursa @NotActuallyCJ]

S C E N E S

Egypt 2-0 Argentina

[Vox Ursa @NotActuallyCJ]

S C E N E S

Egypt 2-0 Argentina

[Vox Ursa @NotActuallyCJ]

those calling out Infantino for not saying anything to stop this are incredibly insensitive.

how do you expect the man to speak with Trump's genitals firmly lodged in his throat?

[Sky News @SkyNews]

'I asked for a review.'

Donald Trump spoke about FIFA's decision to reverse Folarin Balogun's one-game ban after the USA forward received a red card.

Live updates: https://t.co/LQ0uTKLMRr