not alison jensen

and then you find yourself in sharper image singing surrey with the fringe on top in front of ira

[not alison jensen @NotAlisonJensen]

@DrAkhilX Xanthelasma

[Alexis Nikole Nelson @blackforager]

Surely if I just internet a little harder, the election results will show up

[not alison jensen @NotAlisonJensen]

@AlaskaAir Any idea of when take off will be?

[not alison jensen @NotAlisonJensen]

Really frustrating experience with @AlaskaAir but especially @EWRairport at five hours delayed (30 min at a time) and now one hour of no movement on the tarmac. @FAANews and @PeteButtigieg please help figure these out.

[not alison jensen @NotAlisonJensen]

@AlaskaAir Understood thanks.

[not alison jensen @NotAlisonJensen]

@AlaskaAir Yes it’s flight 477

[not alison jensen @NotAlisonJensen]

@delia_cai I always felt like he was just *in finance* but not working?

[not alison jensen @NotAlisonJensen]

@acoover I feel like the last two tweets are related.

[not alison jensen @NotAlisonJensen]

Why am I watching a commercial for the last mile of the women’s #MarathonTrials24 @peacock ?!?!

[Rob Rueff @RobRueff]

What are you doing Peacock! A mile left and you go to commercial! #MarathonTrials24 #runchat #makingteamusa

[Deryck @DeryckG_]

Alright you’ve had four years to recharge

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

washington fans seeing the news about deboer to alabama

[not alison jensen @NotAlisonJensen]

Not to be anti inspirational but you simply cannot get up more times than you fall down.

[not alison jensen @NotAlisonJensen]

@kimlynn1717 It’s the displays. I’m powerless against a good display.

[not alison jensen @NotAlisonJensen]

@DrJenGunter Ooh this is my favorite. When I get started again or just need to fall in love with running, I do what I call chorus running. It’s where I only run during the chorus or bridge of a song and walk the rest. It’s fun!

[not alison jensen @NotAlisonJensen]

Smh. Everyone is surprised that Elon is bad about pronouns but have you seen his work with proper nouns??

[not alison jensen @NotAlisonJensen]

@louisvirtel And maybe also one of ASPs hats

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

Listen if this is it, just don’t sleep in your contacts, don’t use vis*ne, and do everything you can to undermine, ridicule, and ultimately destroy health insurance companies

[not alison jensen @NotAlisonJensen]

I would love more opportunities to contribute to the community without being constantly asked to contribute money when there is a $6.8 billion endowment and I had to pay tuition for a semester of clinical rotations that became a series of one hour online lectures.

[not alison jensen @NotAlisonJensen]

Hey @UCBerkeley I am a very proud alum and disclosed my discomfort in requests for giving money when my department just got $50 million from a billionaire and my student debt is $239,000. In response, I got an email with two more links to donate. This is annoying.