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Fearlessly, the idiot faced the crowd
Smiling

[Unknown @NotArchStanton]

All opinions tweeted are my own, but I'd be happy to tweet out any other opinions if someone wants to pay me.
I am a candidate for President in 2020 under my real name.

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@CigarAficMag More's the pity. If you can't make a flavorful corona, you need to get out of the cigar business.

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@blkblssm I'd be willing to identify as a woman for an afternoon...

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@savvyandalex

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@Vale2cute yes

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@blkblssm Well...yeah.

[Reverend Ray Ray McRaybob and 69 others @ThatRayShow]

Thinking about doing a bracket thingy to find the Best Sandwich. I have 32 contestants lined up.
Any interest?

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@SavvySuxx Ha! NOBODY wants to suck my cock.

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@DropAPinShow That Meg's cute as hell...

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@MiaMalkova

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@ivywolfesworld Is it my cum?

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@rileysteelexo You REALLY overestimate my abilities.

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@HimexMarie @katiekushxx2 I'll say hi, even knowing you'll tell my creepy old ass to fuck off.

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@ivywolfesworld Sure. Let's see what ya got.

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@upshine3 Technically, so does smoking tobacco. Also drinking coffee.

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@johnrich And?

Maybe I'm misunderstanding the issue here, but as stupid as relying on solar power may be, it has fuck all to do with trees exploding and taking down power lines.

[Unknown @NotArchStanton]

As rage bait goes, this is some primo shit...hell, I'm here ain't I?

But as far as being good, sane ideas? Not so much.

[Jake Rattlesnake @jakerattlesnk]

This guy absolutely nailed it. Someone tag him.

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@seanonolennon Brilliant idiots.

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Attaches two pics of product to post. Spells product name incorrectly twice in that post.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Absolut Vodka has teamed up with Tobasco to make Absolut Tobasco, a chili pepper flavored vodka

[Unknown @NotArchStanton]

In America, we call guys like this "Karen".

[Harry Wallop @hwallop]

Hero of the day. Tony Slater, who rummaged through discarded McDonald’s litter, found a receipt, contacted the local environmental health officer. Who contacted McD, who used CCTV to work out the car responsible.
Result: £500 fine. 💥

[Unknown @NotArchStanton]

@OfficialFritos So you're worried about foreign objects and critters and whatnot in your snackie snacks? Says a lot about Frito-Lay Quality Control practices.