Aric Johnson

[Aric Johnson @NotAricJohnson]

@ColMoeDavis @SenMikeLee @IngrahamAngle No way it was Antifa. We took Independence Day off

[Aric Johnson @NotAricJohnson]

@keithedwards @bennyjohnson Ask him about his holiday parties at buzzfeed

[Aric Johnson @NotAricJohnson]

You don’t say?

[TMZ @TMZ]

Donna Kelce Spotted Heading Home After Taylor Swift, Travis' Wedding Weekend https://t.co/onbNqc0WTe

[Aric Johnson @NotAricJohnson]

@3YearLetterman Get invaded

[Julia Ioffe @juliaioffe]

The irony of Trump calling FIFA to overturn
a red card for Balogun because he knows the U.S. can’t win without Balogun, who only qualifies for the U.S. team because of birthright citizenship, which Trump just tried to overturn.

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

Big win for birthright citizenship

[Aric Johnson @NotAricJohnson]

According to the constitution, the document you all claim to love so much…New York was the first official capital. Open a book.

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

Philadelphia was our first capital. Every American knows that

[Aric Johnson @NotAricJohnson]

I cried before my wife walked down the aisle. He ain’t special

[TMZ @TMZ]

Travis Kelce Reportedly Cried During Taylor Swift Wedding Vows https://t.co/7GwzfsPmmw

[Aric Johnson @NotAricJohnson]

@BasedMikeLee Now do ICE

[Aric Johnson @NotAricJohnson]

Smart idea for the Swifties to leave Tyreek Hill and Rashee Rice off the list 😂

[lucy dacus hq @lucydacushq]

lucy has been confirmed to have attended taylor swift + travis kelce’s wedding last night ✧˚ ༘ ⋆｡

[Aric Johnson @NotAricJohnson]

You mean if it weren’t for Russia 😂

[Ron DeSantis @RonDeSantis]

And if it wasn’t for America the insignia on the pub would be written in German.

[Aric Johnson @NotAricJohnson]

No they fucking weren’t 😂

[The Taylor Swift Updates @theTSupdates]

‼️| Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce’s vows were 20 minutes each.

[Bill Clinton @BillClinton]

My statement on America at 250 and the state of the country:

[Jum @JesterJum]

Yall be careful on the roads this 4th of July weekend.

Men will be drinking excessively and letting their wives drive them home.

[Aric Johnson @NotAricJohnson]

@spencerpratt Only think you took was that L

[Mr. R @MisterRedlegs]

Let’s be clear: These guys were DFAed because they couldn’t hit MLB pitching. They were given so many chances. They failed. They became roster drain. To hell with tools, you gotta hit to stick at the highest level. Good luck to them. #Reds

[Aric Johnson @NotAricJohnson]

BUT WHY DIDNT THEY DFA FRIEDL?! You’re comparing dogshit to human shit. They both suck. One just sucks a lot less.

[Aric Johnson @NotAricJohnson]

Well we know Cooper will be a Mav for life because his loyalty has no end.

[MFFL @Mavs_FFL]

Cooper Flagg and his girlfriend ♥️

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

how sick would be if right before travis says his vows red panda comes out and absolutely crushes a 12 bowl flip combo

[Aric Johnson @NotAricJohnson]

@LeadingReport Ironically a silver spoon is what she’s going to need to use to feed her husband when he goes into a nursing home next year.