I will pay you any amount of $ to fight a cop

clearly a SoundCloud rapper.

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@mrmistyeyed_21 Damnnnnn who’s this hottie???

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@bridgetehurley Proud of you queen

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@NaraaIzabel You betcha it’s real

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@NaraaIzabel Well I’ll be a monkeys uncle

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@NaraaIzabel “We needed this” after doing something a little fun with their family/friends

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@NaraaIzabel I’ll tell you one thing…

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Boy oh boy I’m so glad the pizza place gave me two plates with my calzone because I am for sure sharing it. You don’t know them but I am definitely sharing this calzone

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Planes are truly wild. We are able to defy god, traveling 30,000 feet in the air and you can even take a shit after drinking five little bottles of wine. Astounding.

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It’s really all about mindset. While you poor people argue about silly things like “minimum wage” or “healthcare” I bought 2 packs of hot dogs with the third one being free. I am simply built different.

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I’m at a family reunion and just saw someone put ketchup on their salad. Will someone please adopt me

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A cop came into my job and ordered a Cobb salad no bacon. At least they aren’t cannibals I guess

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The roughest part of breakups is always when they change the Netflix password

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Happy pride month to everyone in the LGBTQ+community and also to @GuyFieri

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@StefaBro Thank you King

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@realpenina Proud of you

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Y’all I started catching feeling for someone who collects gemstones and reads tarot cards. Pray for me.

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Last night I was having *relations* with someone and I started to get a cramp. She quickly ran to the kitchen and brought me back a banana and now I think I’m in love

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Shout out to the person at the laundromat who brought their dirty clothes in a Gucci suitcase. Stay safe ily

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Billionaires are simply built different. It’s a mindset that poor people just don’t have