Penina Beede

Comedian, writer, actor, producer, person, camera, tv

[Penina Beede @realpenina]

Aliens live among us and they’re Paris Hilton’s baby

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@ProTheDoge @eth_ben @Pauly0x Claim $BOB coin for my community https://t.co/NHACMS9UHA

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@naghartford 🥹

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Got to see the one and only @naghartford and it was a blessing!!

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@ze_burner You posting this made me look up my abusive ex boyfriend’s Instagram and I… regret

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rip twitter, I never did figure out how to be funny in you

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@tswifterastour Either Chicago show please 💕

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@Deggans Thanks for writing this. He really had an opportunity to subvert the nonsense so many people are guzzling about Jewish people right now. Instead he just played into it with his own flavor of resentments towards Jews.

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@JacobBaime @Israel This is pretty reductive. Not all governments are created equal. So many people in Israel are in favor of Netanyahu. Viktor Orban was the first leader to call and congratulate him.

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@jh_swanson It wasn’t directed at Jews but there were a ton of antisemitic t shirts and signs

[Teagan @teaganpompa]

I voted early today because I am scarred from that terrible time in 2006 when I didn’t cast my vote for Chris Daughtry to go to the finals on American Idol and he proceeded to get sent home that night. To Chris, I’m so sorry. To all of you, please know your vote matters.

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Things are going relatively ok in my life so I guess I should get back on Twitter

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@toasteredbread Honestly though it’s impressive that you made someone that angry just by being yourself

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Sharted

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Fill in the blank:
Since becoming a screenwriter, I've never ______ more in my life.

[Penina Beede @realpenina]

I just realized my gender identity is Raven Simone in 2022

[Penina Beede @realpenina]

I feel like Kanye and Putin should have a talk

[Penina Beede @realpenina]

My favorite part of my cat is that he’s not actually a human child

[Penina Beede @realpenina]

I just realized I love Billie Eilish because she’s basically an anime character

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Men shouldn’t do comedy anymore

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@Jeopardamy Hell yeah, you deserve it!!!