Corporate Puppet

Hellish offspring of Raytheon and Goldman Sachs. Believer in the divine right of Billionaires. Rich person defender.

[Corporate Puppet @NotBarOb]

"The preferences of the average American appear to have only a minuscule, near-zero, statistically non-significant impact upon public policy." Still vote Blue no matter who?

[Corporate Puppet @NotBarOb]

@difficultpatty Website: "Forgot your password? " or "Forgot your User ID?"

Me: Both

[Commentary Xavier @pakaluxavierog]

Patience and hard-work

[Corporate Puppet @NotBarOb]

@LTGetsPolitical @JohnAnzo @daveweigel @RahmEmanuel I absolutely will not learn anything from Rahm Emanuel- unless it's how to cover up the murder of a teenager.

[Corporate Puppet @NotBarOb]

@SuhailAns @davidsirota That's the same refrain every time they lose an election- 'we need better messaging' not 'we need better policies'.

[Corporate Puppet @NotBarOb]

@cspan People are starved for the imprisonment of current and former US Presidents.

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

USA right now

[Corporate Puppet @NotBarOb]

@NancyMace Call me Nancy! Get stuffed by someone who is stuffed.

[The Hard Times @REALpunknews]

Robert Kraft Demands Macklemore Be Removed From Playlist at Favorite Sex Trafficking Spa
https://t.co/Nv1Ei7xcbR

[Mike Recine @mikerecine]

Damn I’m in such a tough spot. I really want to say that it’s wrong to kill children but I don’t want to upset my agent Josh Childkiller

[Corporate Puppet @NotBarOb]

@mrs_socialista @katt_zia The Facebook boomer crowd cant die off fast enough (your mom excluded).

[Corporate Puppet @NotBarOb]

@tify330 The tone police they come to me in my bed...the tone police they live inside of my head...

[🦋GeorgiaResister💙VoteBlueMidterms2026 @ResisterChic]

@ItsDeanBlundell Noooooooo! I like this name much better!

[Evan Kirstel #B2B #TechFluencer @EvanKirstel]

@ItsDeanBlundell

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Unless I’m working in an ER, working as a paramedic, or working as a firefighter, there’s no reason I should be expected to “thrive in a fast-paced, high-pressure environment.” Just fix the terrible management and stop running your office like a circus.

[Deep🪬 @DeepStarts]

Bro rejected the rejection mail😭

[David Sirota @davidsirota]

"I love my health insurance company" is not a thing that literally anyone in America actually says, and everyone in the elite political class who keeping insisting that it is a thing is just completely telling on themselves

[Corporate Puppet @NotBarOb]

@pmddomingos

[Corporate Puppet @NotBarOb]

@jvgraz Painful condition..thoughts and prayers to the tumor!