Bill Clinton

Hillary on the streets, but Monica in the sheets

[Bill Clinton @NotBillClinton1]

It feels good to know I'm helping my wife's campaign, you know?

[Bill Clinton @NotBillClinton1]

If this election has taught me anything it's that I need to find a spot for Trump's daughter in the Clinton administration. #BillsApprentice

[Bill Clinton @NotBillClinton1]

Much as I love a good sensual number, let's pump up my follower count, shall we?

[Bill Clinton @NotBillClinton1]

@tedcruz, if you think your 21 hour filibuster was impressive, you should see what I can do for 21 hours. #Monica

[Bill Clinton @NotBillClinton1]

@POTUS, take a lesson from ol' Bill: the legislation on your desk is a whole lot less important than who's under it.

[Bill Clinton @NotBillClinton1]

Give @HillaryClinton a break about the 30,000 emails. Most of them were the steamy letters to @MonicaLewinsky they subpoenaed years ago.

[Bill Clinton @NotBillClinton1]

@billclinton is my name and sex scandal is my game...of course that all depends on what your definition of the word is is.

[Bill Clinton @NotBillClinton1]

I'm fully endorsing my lovely wife, but not Clorox...damn detergent won't erase a simple semen stain. #bluedress

[Bill Clinton @NotBillClinton1]

While she's out campaigning, I'm taking applications for first mistress. #Hillary2016