Queen Bethany, Legally Mom

Queen of Snark
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reader, writer, retweeter
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Daily Wire friend
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Jesus freak
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adoptive mom

[Queen Bethany, Legally Mom @NotBlindfolded]

@Rosie_Gamgee_ COUNT OF MONTE CRISTO IS THE OPPOSITE OF SLOP

It takes @andrewklavan-esque artistry to weave such a captivating and ponderous tale!

[Queen Bethany, Legally Mom @NotBlindfolded]

@HMZZZaZ @_abbeydear @BadQualityMemes That would definitely be the title of your book 🤣🤣🤣

[Queen Bethany, Legally Mom @NotBlindfolded]

@DanieNelson @SarcasticLiberT "was it an arranged marriage"

Holy cult fanatic you're dense. I'll bet anything you never got an A in Math with that tumor you assume is a brain

[Queen Bethany, Legally Mom @NotBlindfolded]

We really need to be asking questions, guys.

Are people in the Candace cult verifiably insane? Should such tweets be treated as a diagnosis? Were they, as a child, dropped on the head down a flight of metal stairs multiple times?

[🇺🇸 ✈️ TravelBabe ✈️🇺🇸 @DanieNelson]

@SarcasticLiberT If this is true, and it very well could be, then we should be asking ourselves who Charlie Kirk really was. Was it an arranged marriage? Politics is known for this. Was he spewing ideas that he himself, did not believe in?

[Queen Bethany, Legally Mom @NotBlindfolded]

@SLIPOMATIC Or maybe...I understood the whole time and was trying to politely clarify that yes, indeed, that was the joke I was making, but you'd missed it

[Queen Bethany, Legally Mom @NotBlindfolded]

Just make the flag all black 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Locutus of Borgia 🎼 @OstensiblyChris]

Thanks, Sesame Street.

[Queen Bethany, Legally Mom @NotBlindfolded]

@SLIPOMATIC Exactly. A completely dark soul.

[Queen Bethany, Legally Mom @NotBlindfolded]

Aw, thank you 🥰

Haha yeah, you didn't realize fully how overblown individualism is in America until you have to raise a kid. This girlie wasn't even supposed to have anyone other than her parents visit her for a few months because she was adopted, and I was like "heck no" and even smuggled my mom into the NICU one time.

I understand now why people don't want to have kids. They don't have community! You can't freaking do this alone! That's insanity!

Pretty sure my daughter is a social introvert, because I can see when she's socially drained but also when she needs more social interaction for brain development.

The COVID stuff was awful. I feel horrible for the kids during that time. I have friends that, ok, reasonably, restrict touching, hugs, or kisses for a very long time. Me, I'm like, go right ahead as long as you're not sick. I had people wash their hands for the first few months but I saw how much she needed it.

[Queen Bethany, Legally Mom @NotBlindfolded]

@ChavaChana @Simply_Shula @JoelWBerry I'm doing my best 😭

Honestly bringing my baby lots of places has made people more aware. I feel like the default is to leave babies at home, but she needs social interaction even more than I do, and needs to learn new things

[Queen Bethany, Legally Mom @NotBlindfolded]

@ChavaChana @Simply_Shula @JoelWBerry Wow! That sounds awesome!

I wish America was better at that. Despite the fact that everyone was once a child, so many areas seem planned without children in mind at all. Our attitude about children isn't even "seen and not heard;" it's "not seen, not heard, not accommodated."

[Queen Bethany, Legally Mom @NotBlindfolded]

@josiahwtaylor @MargoCatholic Eh, I don't think it's particularly common, but some Catholics adhere to it. But it is pretty funny 😂

[Queen Bethany, Legally Mom @NotBlindfolded]

@ManuelSConde @micailagraham @michaeljknowles *bonks with a giant ginger root*

[Queen Bethany, Legally Mom @NotBlindfolded]

@beamanwithme @andrewklavan I cannot aptly describe you off the cuff, but you're not boring! And not being boring, in my books, is a very high compliment

[Queen Bethany, Legally Mom @NotBlindfolded]

@beamanwithme @andrewklavan It is. I've met you a few times but you wouldn't remember me lol

[Queen Bethany, Legally Mom @NotBlindfolded]

@Strangeland_Elf British/UK very intentionally don't pronounce French words the French way 😂

"We speak ENGLISH, not FRENCH!!!" That's what a Scottish preacher said about the word "garage" after talking about going to the "petrol station"

[Queen Bethany, Legally Mom @NotBlindfolded]

@realBlakeBeye Lol the airports and highways are fine

[Queen Bethany, Legally Mom @NotBlindfolded]

DO NOT go to Detroit this June 😅😅😅

My friend in the Detroit police force says it's going to get ugly. The mayor cut police spending, again, and the city will reflect that choice soon

[Blake Beye @realBlakeBeye]

June is going to be annoying