Vicious

[zay dante @zaydante]

the way I can’t even digest this right now

[Josh @JoshDenofNerds]

Holy shit did he really say that???

[Tadhg @TadhgHickey]

💀

[Pastor Higgins @M0Riches]

Not even joking, this shit was stolen from us and I’m angry about it.

[JUSTING WONG @relegoant]

???????? stupidest thing ive ever heard????????

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

This is actually extremely cruel to cyclists, removing them from roads deprives them of their favorite part of cycling: Disruptive, attention-seeking bullshit.

[016🍃🗿 @_Pengman]

when my future wife says "who's a good boy, come to mommy" and my son starts walking towards her

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Making the wife hit the oil rig so I can pursue my gaming career >>>

[WEED BATMAN 🎃 @TheevilBadniks]

The greatest twitter post of all time

[valentine @valawakened]

My girlfriend is genuinely my best friend. And not in the “we’re dating, so obviously we’re friends” kind of way, but in the “there’s genuinely no one else I’d rather laugh with, annoy, or do stupid shit with” kind of way. She’s my favorite person, my safe place, and the person I always want around. She’s my person.

[Trill @DefeatedTrill]

how does one enjoy life being this religious?

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

White dudes to their wife and 3 kids:

[Nick @nickmc95]

If I saw 6 people per day do this exact thing in public I’d start feeling better about our chances at stopping the fascist takeover

[FRAG @ffragx]

how the “hell-he-copped-her”

[Tevin @YourBudTevin]

This is the greatest pass I’ve ever seen in any sport

[sean @_sn_n]

MAGA after Trump solves a problem he literally caused in the first place

[Bappa @Bappa_195]

Argentina is way to poor of a country to be this racist

[nyara @nyaraVT]

Replacing the rainbow with something even gayer.. the French

[bunny @wickedlyrain]

real ass nigga

[ꨄ︎ Dr. Princess ꨄ︎ @PinKIYSensei]

Pls go look at the “man” that sparked this convo.