Nick

I make medicine. Go Pack. Free Palestine 🇵🇸

[Nick @nickmc95]

@MSNBC is deliberately changing the colors of results on exit polls to make @BernieSanders appear unfavorable smdh

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

So an Antifa scuba diver with a box cutter snuck into the Reflecting Pond to cut a 300 foot section out while evading all cameras and law enforcement in order to sabotage Trump.

Do I have that right?

[Nick @nickmc95]

@Rainmaker1973 Maintaining flare while moving that fast without bouncing off the runway is probably one of the hardest things you can do as a pilot

[Nick @nickmc95]

Do Hawaii

[Composition @compositioning]

Illustrations by C. F. Payne (2025-2026)

Payne depicts cows in the silhouette of US states, creating unique renderings that display a comical portrayal of what would otherwise be a straightforward animal portrait.

[ShreddedNerd @o_sneedy]

This is how cows look in those "4K Minecraft" texture packs

[Game Unlocked @gameunlocked26]

James Bond 007: Nightfire (2002)

[ravens @_R4V3N5_]

is there a way to permanently be under the effects of two beers

[𝚂𝚗𝚘𝚠𝙱𝚛𝚘 @MeltingSnowBro]

Biologist, "we've been studying microbial ecosystems in fog"
Journalist, "fog is sentient"

[PitBackle @PitBackle]

We didn't win against Iran but at least it didn't cost us 300 billion USD. 🤷‍♂️

[Josh Chavis @JoshChavis65]

Most of my guys sports group chats have gone from “Yeah I’m not interested soccer is dumb” to “we need to rest Pulisic and all guys sitting a yellow against Turkey.” in a span of 2 weeks.

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

Donald Trump will go down in history as the only US President to be outwitted by a single-celled organism.

[Tiffany @vol212320]

Growing up in Canada, we were filled with anti-American propaganda. And I didn’t realize when I was growing up, but many Canadians have this constant energy of trying to prove they are better than America.

Constantly feigning moral superiority over Americans.

When I moved to Australia, it was the same thing. A constant proving of why they are better than the US.

Here’s what Canadians and Australians don’t realize…Americans don’t think about them at all.

They don’t spend time trying to prove they are better.

They just go live their lives and try to be the best.

Posts like this 👇🏻 just give Americans entertainment until college football starts again. But keep coping I guess.

[Nick @nickmc95]

@vvntheshort They uh.. they also call it soccer…

[Nick @nickmc95]

@itsaho2jarvybby That’s how we operate in Raleigh, I see and do stuff like this all the time. These guys really do have the heart of the city 🫡

[Carol @itsaho2jarvybby]

Jarvy spraying the crowd with champagne then immediately stopping so he doesn't spray a baby like "oops my apologies ma'am" is so funny to me idek 😆

🎥 tt/nhlonespn

[Danny Gold @DGisSERIOUS]

The mistake is thinking that the World Cup is about soccer. It’s not. It’s about gathering a collection of the world’s greatest binge drinking goofballs and giving them a month to show us all their best.

[Yorkshan @YorkshireReborn]

The gnomes in my walls getting ready for their night of bending usb-c contacts and depleting the engine oil in my car

[Asher Perlman @asherperlman]

Happy Father’s Day

[Bryan Anderson @BryanRAnderson]

Reaction from Coach Rod Brind’Amour on parade crowd: “It just kind of blew me away. … This meant a lot to them. You get in our one little bubble for months and months and months, and we’re not as in tune with what’s going on. But this run really brought this community together.”

[Adam @AdamdotH]

The USMNT suddenly turned into one of the most complete team in international soccer as soon as we divided the game into four quarters. You connect the dots.

[EnthusiasticallyBored @Verbish75]

World: Invents game

America: "How play?"

W: Over-explains

A: "So put ball in net?"

W: "Well yes but..."

A: Puts ball in net. A lot. Wins handily

W: "We hate you so much"

A: "Hahaha put ball in net fun!"