chip bayless

Go Birds.

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

All timer for me

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Hey @paraguay fuck you

[Rivers Hughey @RivsHughey]

Wait until they get to the part where we sacrifice a pop-tart

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

An incredible four seasons in Philly

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[Stella @StellaaSports]

This is why I fw beavers heavy. No politics, no drama, no sass, just gonna build a nice dam and that’s it

[Evil Empire @octoberstanton]

Boston sports in 2026

Celtics blow 3-1 lead
Patriots blown out in Super Bowl
Red Sox aren’t a playoff team
Bruins lost in playoffs

Back in the basement you go Boston

[fishious @fishquichee]

My five year plan is to see how it goes

[ZitoSalena @ZitoSalena]

May God have mercy on all of our souls

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

Sittin courtside tonight

[PGA TOUR @PGATOUR]

Scottie Scheffler just did something no one at The Masters has done since 1942.

Bogey-free weekend.

9 birdies. 1 eagle. 0 bogeys.

[Nicky Numbers @NickyNumbers194]

Easter Eve is a holiday I invented in my head where you get real banged up and rise again like jesus on Easter Sunday.

[Drew Smith @drewmsmith]

AJ Brown trade talk is failing so here comes the Jalen Hurts propaganda. Like clockwork, baby.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Eagles GM Howie Roseman: “A.J. Brown is a member of the Eagles.”

More via @Tim_McManus:

https://t.co/lj0hWpXjZ2

[Kahlil Thomas @KahlilNThomas]

“Duke choking is an American tradition that can unite a country in a fragmented and divided time.”

Well said @PabloTorre

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

https://t.co/YXbxe3wpOM

[Jon Sasser @jsasser42]

Seriously, he’s not going to last five minutes in that game when he gets a firsthand glimpse of the Duke whistle. He may actually pull a gun on someone.

[Randy Baumann @DVERandy]

This entire lawsuit and all the testimony is absolutely hilarious. Needs to be a Netflix documentary

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

Afroman has shown me that I am not hating enough

[la chusma @prollyhighaf]

The funniest part is, I would’ve never had any idea that Afroman had ever released these if they didn’t sue to make it viral lmaooooo