(Not) Really Tom Carper

Ranking member of EPW. Strong opinions on rice.

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hi guys i think this is dead but here’s me, tom carper, chilling with chuck schumer

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@johnwhoven committee superlative: most logical republican

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thinking abt yeast rolls rn let’s get this BREAD

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@LindseyGrahamSU @PortmanFake we love bipartisan bonding for self care 😍🇺🇸

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@PortmanFake @LindseyGrahamSU yes SIS i’ve been thinking abt getting “not actually a socialist” tattooed on my forehead

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@PortmanFake @LindseyGrahamSU and the lincoln memorial

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@PortmanFake @LindseyGrahamSU get 👏 that 👏 nose 👏 piercing 👏 senator 👏

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@LindseyGrahamSU @PortmanFake it’s a cry for help

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@jmerklez i like corgis for their short legs so i can see ur point with wiener dogs

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shocked to find out that senator feinstein’s favorite breed of dog is a german shepherd, i prefer corgis! #SUMS19

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Scooter is honored to have received the title of "Honorary Canine Senator" and if he could speak I'm sure he'd say "woof", which roughly translates to "I've done a good job so pet me please." #SUMS19

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when you wanted to talk to the witness abt rice but he’s talking abt land grants

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@johnwhoven those amendments weren’t added to the bill my good sir

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this is a cry for help my head still hurts from the floor session today i wish i was kidding

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what’s up i’m tom carper i’m 72 and i never learned the federal definition of the word “wilderness”

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let’s get LIT in the epw committee and legalize marijuana 🔥