not

𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 fr 👅👅👅💦

[not @NotChiu]

If this “med school” thing doesn’t work out I’m opening a boba shop called balls in my mouf

[not @NotChiu]

@swolegawa More like poop roast hmmm hehehehe gotten 🤣🤣🤣🤪

[not @NotChiu]

What the fuck

[not @NotChiu]

@swolegawa Pot roast

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

> wake up
> take a shit out
> get out of bed
> get on beep boop
> President of the United States says I am an enemy

[not @NotChiu]

@swolegawa Yes and she sent a reply all to our class saying we’ll be there so I’m getting goy slopped tn ong

[not @NotChiu]

They’re feeding me goy slop at the med school student connection event tomorrow

Bonus pic:

[not @NotChiu]

@desert_holly I ❤️ you slop

[not @NotChiu]

Got free lunch at the hopsital I was borne in td (and a dwink) :3

[not @NotChiu]

I fucking love my Panera bread air refresherner

[not @NotChiu]

Bounce on it with crazy style to the tune of baby shark

[Council Estate Media @cem_uk_]

Ed Sheeran: "This is the most complex political issue on the planet"

The issue:

[2 Nut (Pick Up) 🇵🇸 @hueoops]

normal fast food places: try our new burger

steakkk und shake:

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

“Complex political issue”

[AARON @lidolmix]

this is so funny bc you can tell he’s been waiting his whole life like girlfhdhdhs

[💫SCARY Tribe 13X 🎃🔻 💫 @B00K0FTRIBE]

Crying this nigga actually lost everything

[rova @rovabtw]

Imagine making $80k during the $20 full tank, $500 apartment, $5 footlong era?

[matty @mcdubbinn]

@DeptofWar @willmenaker Our Department of “War” banned “woke ideology” and kicked trans people out of the military, yet somehow continues to pioneer bold new frontiers in being gayer than gay sex itself.