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[Bucket @NotDaRealBucket]

@LikeTheBear305 5 minutes for 2 wrist curls and 4 crunches wont hurt

[Bill So Hard @PimpBillClinton]

Just dropped a dump so big that it had teeth, two forms of I.D. and a five o'clock shadow.

[Bill So Hard @PimpBillClinton]

Thinking of changing my bio to "cankle enthusiast."

[Bucket @NotDaRealBucket]

@P4ULYB i love lamp

[Bucket @NotDaRealBucket]

@NotDaRealBucket: Did i mention i won a weinie wolfdown?!!? @amandalclayton

[Bucket @NotDaRealBucket]

I love marshmellows.

[Bucket @NotDaRealBucket]

I want to be like mike...the magical one #MeatMeatMeat

[Sprinkles @sprinkles]

The #CupcakeATM launches tomorrow @SprinklesNY! http://t.co/x39EtDwFQD

[Bucket @NotDaRealBucket]

I like the way my butt giggles when I walk #happyfeet

[Bucket @NotDaRealBucket]

@P4ULYB u had 1 beer too??? #lightweight

[Bucket @NotDaRealBucket]

Just found out I have an innie...that explains everything now. #NotMyBellyButton

[Bucket @NotDaRealBucket]

I dropped a cookie under the couch and found 3 cheetos. #winning

[Bucket @NotDaRealBucket]

Sorry for not posting for so long. I fell and couldnt get up #fatguyonfloor

[Bucket @NotDaRealBucket]

My attitude is deteriorating. I cant see my wiener anymore

[Bucket @NotDaRealBucket]

I hate thinking that its just a fart when it obviously was not #damn #perksofnothavingathighgap

[Bucket @NotDaRealBucket]

@jtomo311 alot of people look like me. Im jacked, white and have social anxiety.

[Bucket @NotDaRealBucket]

Boners are terrible in public

[Bucket @NotDaRealBucket]

I jack off when i cry. I cry alot #notsorry

[Bucket @NotDaRealBucket]

@Jaimie13Lynn get over it #idgaf

[Bucket @NotDaRealBucket]

Ahhh my explosive farts are so intense its like my ass is getting a workout of its own #assjacked #toomanybrownies