Bill Caffrey

He/Him. I have my moments, few and far between though they may be.

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@Cheesecake when a customer orders an Impossible Burger, how is the server to know whether the customer wants the one with vegan melted cheese and special sauce or the one with no cheese and mayonnaise?

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Seriously, the "we're also getting a solid #3 starter" was a big part of the Lindor trade calculus. #Mets

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If the #Mets knew Carrasco would be a replacement level pitcher they probably don't make the Lindor trade, right?

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If the #Mets knew Carrasco would be a replacement level pitcher they probably don't make the Lindor trade, right?

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Jesus christ Carrasco. #Mets

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@TennisChannel @stanwawrinka @Indy3323

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@SeatGeekHelp Is there a way to see the specific seats before purchasing (not just section and row)? I need 7 tickets but I don't want to buy 7 across all in same row. I'd rather buy 4 in one row and 3 right in front. But I can't do that if I don't know the specific seats.

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@soccerdotcom @USWNT They have not advanced yet.

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@SirSandGoblin @malonebarry At the time? Or after the fact she said that's what it was about?

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@the_blk_roses @VanLathan It's just a joke about all of Stan Lee's cameos in Marvel movies.

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@sepinwall @ivychat Oh yeah. Well a bullshit local charge in LA really doesn't make much sense, but as you allude to, it really doesn't matter.

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@ivychat @sepinwall I always figured it was some sort of money laundering / RICO charge & he skipped bail cause if he stayed to face charges Serrano would expect him to turn state's evidence in exchange for a plea. So just by mere fact of him running he was hoping Serrano wouldn't come after him.

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@jfkenney @sfb1979

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Messi free kick at the death to win in his debut. The football script writers have no shame whatsoever @MenInBlazers

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@WxMets @OldTakesExposed

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RIP Tony Bennett. You were a treasure.

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