Coach Doug Marrone

Head Coach And Savior Of Syracuse Football

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I suddenly feel like I'm on the Twitter hot seat.

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All of us are making Steve Addazio stand in line and get our lobsters for us. Rookie.

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Don't let me down, Bromley. I've seen you in Brockway. I know what you're capable of...

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If @JustinPugh67 doesn't eat nine lobsters, I'm moving him to defensive back.

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Spent the afternoon wrangling all of the lobsters for the #BEClambake. They offered me pots and nets, but, where's the fun in that?

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Called Dabo Sweeney. Had really high expectations for the call but when it was all over I just felt really disappointed.

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Called Todd Graham. Had no idea he was at ASU and not Pitt. When did that happen? Who the hell is coaching Pitt now?

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Called Jimbo Fisher, secretary said he's be BACK. Then she said he got lost a couple times, ended up in Peach Bowl. Will get back to me.

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Called Skip Holtz's office to find out about his players. A waitress at Beef O'Brady's picked up.

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Called Paul Pasqualoni and hung up as soon as he picked up. Did it nine more times before it finally got boring.

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Called Kyle Flood and told him I won't attempt to recruit any of his players. Can't get that New Brunswick stink off once it's taken hold.

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Called Frank Spaziani and told him I'm going to start recruiting his players too. Poor kids, just trying to help.

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Told O'Brien if he'll give me five of his players, I'll pay for the foam party next time we all vaca in Cancun.

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I'm not going after Silas Redd. Have you read DaVinci Code? No one named Silas can be any good...

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Just went and stood in place where the Joe Paterno Statue used to be. Six PSU fans took a photo with me before I was discovered...

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Jeez, Penn State, at least make this challenging for me... http://t.co/LSPl5wqP

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Nick Saban called me asking for directions to Penn State's campus. I sent him to Altoona.

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My family decided months ago to vacation in Happy Valley this August. I don't know what you're talking about.

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Direct Message to @evilbillobrien I just met you, and this is crazy, but can you give your players my number so they can...call me, maybe?

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Chillin' at the @ESPYS #NokiaPreParty. From the standpoint of being awesome, it's tremendous.