Silly Dilly

Sex machine.

[dylan🇵🇸 @fountinsofwayne]

Steve Jobs died and we all lost our jobs, Johnny Cash died and we all lost our cash, please god don’t let Bob Dylan die

[Bark @barkmeta]

Let me explain what just happened 👇

5 minutes before the President announced a halt to attacks on Iran… someone placed a $1.5 BILLION bet on stocks going up and dumped $192 million in oil.

5 minutes…

These trades were 4 to 6 times larger than anything else in the entire market. Whoever did this wasn’t guessing. You don’t risk $1.5 billion on a hunch.

There was zero public indication this announcement was coming. No leaks. No press. Nothing. The only people who knew were in the room when the decision was made.

Someone in that room picked up a phone.
And within minutes they made more money than most Americans will earn in a thousand lifetimes. In a single trade. On a war that cost you $4+ a gallon gas and $16 billion in tax dollars.

American citizens funded this war. Politicians are profiting from it.

This is not the first time. Every major announcement from this administration has had massive suspicious trades right before it dropped. Tariff reversals. Policy shifts. War decisions.

This is the most blatant insider trading operation in the history of American politics. It’s not even close. And it’s happening over and over in broad daylight.

You would go to federal prison for trading on a tip from your cousin. These people are front running war decisions with billion dollar bets and nobody will ever ask a single question.

Nobody will be investigated. Nobody will be charged. By tomorrow this will be buried under the next satisfying headline. Just like last time. And the time before that.

The game is rigged. And they’re not even trying to hide it anymore…

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

It’s important that you understand what happened last night.

Last night, Stephen Colbert interviewed Democratic Texas Senate candidate James Talarico, a candidate who, by all accounts, is on track in the polls to flip Texas blue.

In response, Trump’s FCC reportedly threatened CBS if the interview aired.

CBS caved and pulled the segment, citing “financial reasons.”

In modern American history, no president has been more hostile to free speech than Donald Trump.

But censorship always backfires.

Here’s the full segment Trump didn’t want you to see.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

BREAKING

James Harden is “unhappy” in Cleveland & has requested a trade from the Cavs, per sources

[Netflix @netflix]

i'm so small and tiny... she's so big and tall

[AlmostFriday.TV @AlmostFridayTV]

The lost impractical jokers episode

[KFC España @KFC_ES]

yummy yummy 😋

[Indiana Pacers @Pacers]

since 1996-97, teams that have trailed by 7+ in the final 50 seconds of the fourth quarter or OT in the playoffs are 4-1,702.

we have 3 of those wins, and they're all this year.

[Sana Saeed @SanaSaeed]

cinema

[NBA Memes @NBAMemes]

Max Christie has a chance to make HISTORY tonight

If he scores 40,891 points, he will become the ALL-TIME NBA LEADER in points

Good luck Max! 🙏

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

WE ARE BAAAAACK 🔥🔥🔥🔥

THANK YOU EVERYONE WHO SHOWED LOVE AND SUPPORT ❤️❤️❤️🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

[LateNighter @latenightercom]

#SNLHomecoming Lady Gaga kicks off a Lonely Island super medley #LonelyIsland

[nobody @0o0_nobody]

This is funny🤣

[vijay @VijayvinylVijay]

ok credit where credit is due, this eats

[royse @Roysenotes]

This is so real

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

2007 was different 😭😭

[Oliver Alexander @OAlexanderDK]

How it started: How it’s going:

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Frankie Muniz says that Bryan Cranston still checks in on him every few weeks.

“He really cares about what I’m doing, comes to the races, if my band was playing, came to shows”

(Source: https://t.co/xRiInZ9zaa)