GrumpyOldMan

Grumpy Old Man | Loving Husband and Dad | A Bit Pompous | A Lot Sarcastic

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@OginiSolomon That aged well

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@MaziOliv It IS bullock.
Author is a self professed "satirist" aka engagement farmer aka living in mom's basement trying to feel important

@AmadDiallo19 you may want to speak with your people

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@Footballtweet 🎼 you're getting sacked in the morning 🎵🎵

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@Lionel_Lingard If it is so simple, why are you playing with 10?

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You're getting sacked in the morning
#manutd

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@UtdForever7 I wouldn't let Carrick coach my son's U11 team. No tactics. No system

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@Driplikewealth For his sake, i hope he moves in january. @ManUtd needs major surgery

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Carrick is looking together sacked

[SethOfficial @UTD_Seth001]

🚨Peter Schmeichel on Michael Carrick’s starting XI against Bournemouth:

🗣️ Peter Schmeichel: “I’m looking at this lineup, and you feel like crying for Manchester United. Bruno Fernandes is arguably your best player, yet he’s on the bench. Cunha is there too, while Martinez, Mainoo and Sesko are unavailable. Honestly, it’s utter bollocks!

“After Bruno’s outburst, I expected Carrick to sit down with him and sort things out privately. Ask him what the problem is. If Bruno speaks, you have a player you can work with. But dropping your best player in a high-stakes game when United are struggling for consistency? That’s a massive risk.

“And Bournemouth can absolutely hurt this team. They can press aggressively, win second balls and attack the spaces United leave behind. If United lose control of midfield, who dictates the tempo? Who finds that killer pass? Bruno is usually the man who does those things, and he’s sitting on the bench!

“Cunha being there as well makes it even more questionable. He can carry the ball, trouble defenders and create something out of nothing. If United struggle to break Bournemouth down, Carrick may find himself turning to the very players he decided not to start.

“The biggest danger is Bournemouth scoring first. Imagine the atmosphere at Old Trafford if United go behind, the crowd starts asking for Bruno, and Carrick has to bring him on to rescue a game he could have started. Suddenly, this isn’t just a tactical decision anymore; it’s a decision that could come back to haunt the manager.

“I’m also looking at that defense and wondering how comfortable United will be if Bournemouth start running at them. If the midfield loses possession and the back line gets exposed, United could spend the afternoon defending instead of controlling the game. You cannot afford to give a confident Bournemouth side that much encouragement.

“Carrick has to remember that picking a starting XI isn’t about proving who’s in charge; it’s about giving your team the best chance to win. If this lineup struggles, the pressure will be enormous, and every minute Bruno spends on the bench will become another question directed at the manager.

“Nobody is bigger than Manchester United, not even Bruno Fernandes. But there is a difference between showing authority and weakening your own team to prove a point. Carrick has made his decision, and now he has to live with it.

“This could turn into a disaster afternoon for Michael Carrick. Bournemouth won’t care about the politics inside United. They’ll simply exploit every weakness they see and if Carrick gets this wrong, the questions after the game will be brutal.”

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@Thominhogoals HEY! Spending £125M on useless midfielders is a @ManUtd job!

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Great game @MapleLeafs but only 11 minutes for McKenna
What's up with Hiller?

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@Ihatewinter2026 TML fan. Please, no.

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@ytruthmatters Putz

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@UtdMaI And this is why we cannot have nice things

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@IceMetrix

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Jake 'Hockey Guy' McCabe

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@David_Ornstein and footballers can't play because they have a little niggle

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Jake 'Hockey Guy' McCabe

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Odd, even though @ManCity are proven cheaters, i would still rather have them "win" the title over arsenal or chelsea.

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@MrManUnited55 I'm just hoping they don't get relegated from the premier league

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We will end up with mckenna as an interim. The others wouldn't take an interim title. Except eddie howe, the other three would want too much money and too much power. Neither of which mufc would be willing to provide

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🚨 Manchester United’s reported shortlist of potential replacements for Michael Carrick:

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Eddie Howe
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Kieran McKenna
🇮🇹 Antonio Conte
🇩🇪 Fabian Hürzeler
🇩🇪 Julian Nagelsmann

Who would YOU want to see take charge at Old Trafford, Reds? 🤔

[@ChrisWheelerDM] #MUFC

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@UtdJournalist Good for Bruno
This club needs to be torn down & re built over the next 3 or 4 years