Elphaba

wicked bitch of the west 💅 FUCK THE WIZARD (parody) #ChangedForGood

[Elphaba @NotElphaba]

Been getting fortnite nostalgia videos on my fyp and i'm genuinely grieving it
Seasons 3-7 were so, so good (slightly larp i started playing very end season 4)
Hurts to think about, unnamed shipping container poi I still think about you

[Elphaba @NotElphaba]

@HankDesmondPhD Oh shut the fuck up

[Elphaba @NotElphaba]

The one thing Trump does well is deadpan humor he’s genuinely a master of it

[Rapid Response 47 @RapidResponse47]

.@POTUS: "They have a weakening yen and they wanted a little bit of help, and we're always there for Japan. Japan has been very good to us — with the exception, of course, of Pearl Harbor."

[Elphaba @NotElphaba]

Rape Party runs Rapist

[InteractivePolls @IAPolls2022]

Rep. Max Miller delivered his announced special address, in which he reiterated his denial of the domestic abuse allegations made against him.

Miller stated: “If I had assaulted her, would she have offered to cook me dinner six days later?”

“I'm not getting out of this race”

[Elphaba @NotElphaba]

She’s so damn fat wtf

[TinyElephant @TinyElNews]

“Couldn’t hurt to lose a few pounds”
at what point exactly do we DRAW THE LINE? this is SICK-

[Elphaba @NotElphaba]

@Adams4SecState James Comer can be your daddy then

[Elphaba @NotElphaba]

@joocyonika @AndyBeshearKY Dark Andy is here

[Elphaba @NotElphaba]

Now would be a good time to call the special election Andy @AndyBeshearKY

[Andy Beshear @AndyBeshearKY]

Sorry to miss Fancy Farm today, but let me get in on the fun. Rand Paul apparently said I’d been “neutered” by my legislature. Rich coming from a guy who’s never had a pair of balls and if he did they’d be held by Trump. 1/4

[Elphaba @NotElphaba]

@EricLDaugh Reminder to wipe Trump’s cum off your ass

[Elphaba @NotElphaba]

@EricLDaugh Notice how it’s AI because if he really touched anything related to Jesus it would burn him

[Elphaba @NotElphaba]

Oomf I know you wrote this tweet @joocyonika

[Niggapokemon333 @willsgardevoir]

Liquor? I hardly know her! i WANNA liquor feet tho 😅😅😅

[Elphaba @NotElphaba]

A toxicity record that will be completely shattered by 2028

[David @davidslosttt]

This is going to be the most toxic general election we’ve ever witnessed

[Elphaba @NotElphaba]

So so so so funny if he decides to loot the election funds and doom his own party because his political career is basically over after President

Please do it Mr Trump, they never appreciated you and it’s time you taught them a lesson

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: Trump has reportedly yet to approve spending any of his $401 million campaign war chest on November's midterm elections.

[Elphaba @NotElphaba]

I like how you can clearly see both walls ending like half a mile in the distance

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Trump is Building a New DOUBLE Wall At Our Southern Border

While Spain is being CONQUERED by third world invaders, we are locking down our border.

All we needed was a new President.

[Elphaba @NotElphaba]

All 6 of them

[West @Westftg01]

An album you’d consider a masterpiece from start to finish

[Elphaba @NotElphaba]

Where’s the lie

[Sigurdur Nordal @essenviews]

Obama called Trump an ‘idiot’ and Don Jr a ‘f****** moron’ in call to Fauci, diaries reveal

https://t.co/uf8VqSInLL

[Elphaba @NotElphaba]

@joocyonika Love is in the air

[Elphaba @NotElphaba]

@joocyonika Hell no
If Ossoff loses in Georgia it was a red wave

[Elphaba @NotElphaba]

What I *think* it’ll be

Georgia - Ossoff +5
NC - Cooper + 6
Ohio - Husted +1
Iowa - Hinson +3
Texas - Paxton +2
Maine - Jackson +2

[Political Polls @PpollingNumbers]

Fox Senate polls - recap

🔵 Georgia - Ossoff +13
🔵 North Carolina - Cooper +9
🔵 Ohio - Brown +8
🔵 Iowa - Turek +4

[Elphaba @NotElphaba]

@joocyonika My gut is telling me Dems win NC GA and ME only
Rs keep senate 51/49 and Ds will get the house razor thin like D 220, R 215